J49: An Erotic Life

Dudebro_sl · Oct 30, 2015

a_skeleton_02_sl said:
I'd be more worried about some buzzkill messaging her mom with a link to this thread.

HAHA I didn't even think about that. That would be straight up cold blooded.

Breakdown · Oct 30, 2015

"Hey You dont know me but register on this site and post 5 times then you will gain access to a secret forum where your husband has been posting about fucking hooooors".

a_skeleton_02 · Oct 30, 2015

Gunnar_sl said:
"Hey You dont know me but register on this site and post 5 times then you will gain access to a secret forum where your husband has been posting about fucking hooooors".

That or here is this website that has meticulous detailed records and recorded videos of your daughters drug addiction and decent into prostitution

Xarpolis · Oct 30, 2015

Happy Halloween?

kegkilla · Oct 30, 2015

Suggestion: make the HoF forums hidden to less than 100 posts to protect johnny

a_skeleton_02 · Oct 30, 2015

kegkilla_sl said:
Suggestion: make the HoF forums hidden to less than 100 posts to protect johnny

Really good idea, maybe we can get his wife's lawyer and capri's mom to become a new members.

iannis · Oct 30, 2015

Keg never did go pee on her did he?

Now's the time to make good Keg.

Chanur · Oct 30, 2015

Merrith_sl said:
I think you should take Keg up on his lunch offer. Realistically it can't get any worse, so any advice he gives will somehow be an improvement over the current situation. Somehow. Document all.

Rerolled exepects a post card from Kegs trip to Hoor Island.

Mures · Oct 30, 2015

a_skeleton_02_sl said:
This basically sums of capri's relationship with J49

So did she ever have a job at pizza hutt or was that just code for crack house?

Tenks · Oct 30, 2015

mures_sl said:
So did she ever have a job at pizza hutt or was that just code for crack house?

Now that I think about it I wonder if you're right. It took me a while to realize that "so she doesn't get sick" meant to go buy drugs.

Merrith · Oct 30, 2015

Chanur_sl said:
Rerolled exepects a post card from Kegs trip to Hoor Island.

I'm sure someone here with the skills and time could do a couple mock ups for our amusement.

a_skeleton_02 · Oct 30, 2015

Pizza Hut's Heroin Sauce Scandal Revealed

Onoes · Oct 30, 2015

a_skeleton_02_sl said:
That or here is this website that has meticulous detailed records and recorded videos of your daughters drug addiction and decent into prostitution

Wait... there are videos? Classy as fuck.

Arcaus_sl · Oct 30, 2015

J49, don't you have nudes of your wife that you didn't share? Seems like the need to keep those private is off the table.

Xeldar · Oct 30, 2015

AladainAF · Oct 30, 2015

Bob Book_sl said:
J49, now seems like the perfect time to ask your wife to write RR SS on her tits and take a pic. She knows her sexual frigidity has pushed you to this, let the healing begin.

This.

Badabidi_sl · Oct 30, 2015

Flipmode · Oct 30, 2015

a_skeleton_02_sl said:
Id be doubtful that Johnny's wife actually wants to talk to some crack head mom. She has a story she believes and she will take it from there. I'd be more worried about some buzzkill messaging her mom with a link to this thread.

You underestimate a woman's need to know. She wants to know more and she will find out.

Aaron · Oct 30, 2015

Jesus H. Christ! I'm speechless.

Dexz · Oct 30, 2015

LOL... I hope she leaves you broke, homeless and unemployed. Fucking nasty whores bareback while never thinking of anyone but yourself, whores and rarely your wife and children. Tell me you don't deserve it.

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