J49: An Erotic Life

Suboxone is tough sometimes - super expensive and can cause precipitated withdrawal. Methadone programs can be tough because it is a shackle, but sometimes it is the best way to go.

I forget, was this on the east coast or west coast? West coast has that shitty brown tar, while on the east coast everything has been super potent lately. I've seen less people quitting and more people ODing in the area as a result.

Johnny49_sl said:

... capri ... may have anger issues

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I can't imagine why... you've been such a good friend

chaos_sl said:

Dude sometimes reading this thread just makes me feel gross.

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be glad you're only at "sometimes"

Does ur wife play mmo's johnny67?

I haven't read through the entire thread (actually, only page 1), so I am a little confused. Your wife gives you money every week and you spend it on a hooker? Do you have a job? Lol.

Dude, the Cliff's Notes on this saga won't do it justice. Do yourself a favor and go the Screenshots Hall of Fame and read My Dating Pool. That should keep you entertained for a few days and pretty much up to date on J49 and his hoors.

He gets under the table kickbacks for the steel/construction work he contracts and spends that on hookers without his wife knowing it exists.

His wife controls the purse strings on all their legitimately earned money, and basically has him on an allowance. I believe she also makes more money than he does and/or comes from money. So yeah, the money he spends on whores is the under the table shit from steel fabrication bid rigging, basically.

I read it, thinking it was some cool urban slang.

It works too cause it sounds like the noise that one makes getting pushed out and dropping in the bowl - SHQOT

Gamma Rays_sl said:

I read it, thinking it was some cool urban slang.

It works too cause it sounds like the noise that one makes getting pushed out and dropping in the bowl - SHQOT

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Typically followed with "Oh, God, why!?"

Its shhh quiet. Sh then q noise ot. Because you need to be quiet because someone is coming so you say it quick

Mr_Bungle_sl said:

Hey Johnny, Valentines day is not too far away, got any plans for the wife or hoors?

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Or wife and hoors.

Hes gonna do something a 10 yr old would

Bro I don't know what kind of 10 year olds you know, but I don't know many who would tongue a hookers asshole in a sex club while their wife waited at home.

Calbiyum_sl said:

Hes gonna do something a 10 yr old would

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So do most 10 year olds pick the wife or whore? So confused...

chaos_sl said:

Bro I don't know what kind of 10 year olds you know, but I don't know many who would tongue a hookers asshole in a sex club while their wife waited at home.

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You're not raising your kids right if they won't do that.

lurkingdirk_sl said:

You're not raising your kids right if they won't do that.

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Ty