J49: An Erotic Life

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zombiewizardhawk

Potato del Grande
9,883
12,816
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1,2,3,4,7,8,10,11,12,13,14 are all fat-shaming and should feel bad about themselves for being skinny...
 

Johnny53

Vyemm Raider
5,154
1,471
yesterday, picked up Capri and went and got her dope, she shot up in the truck on the way to the club, well she OD'd her lips and skin turned gray and i could not detect breathing or pulse
so i rushed her to the closest hospital, where they used narcan, the doctor told me she was very close to dead, a couple of hours later they had to narcan her again, because the dope was so powerful,
now i haven't heard from deena in 2 days and she buys from the same spot, ugh
so i spent 4 hours yesterday in the ER with Capri, while there she reveled she has Hep C
2 night ago around 1130, the wife overheard me on the phone with capri, telling her i love her...
monday evening on the way home from work i hit a deer with my car, put it in the shop on tuesday
wednesday afternoon in philly, i crunched the rear drivers side of a pearl white Denali, i was driving my pickup (*from the kristen era) and was trying to swing around the denali
on a scale of 1 to 10...this week wraps up about a 2
 

lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint
<Medals Crew>
46,660
214,840
yesterday, picked up Capri and went and got her dope, she shot up in the truck on the way to the club, well she OD'd her lips and skin turned gray and i could not detect breathing or pulse
so i rushed her to the closest hospital, where they used narcan, the doctor told me she was very close to dead, a couple of hours later they had to narcan her again, because the dope was so powerful,
now i haven't heard from deena in 2 days and she buys from the same spot, ugh
so i spent 4 hours yesterday in the ER with Capri, while there she reveled she has Hep C
2 night ago around 1130, the wife overheard me on the phone with capri, telling her i love her...
monday evening on the way home from work i hit a deer with my car, put it in the shop on tuesday
wednesday afternoon in philly, i crunched the rear drivers side of a pearl white Denali, i was driving my pickup (*from the kristen era) and was trying to swing around the denali
on a scale of 1 to 10...this week wraps up about a 2
You talk to whores while you're at home with your wife and you're upset when she mentions something about it?
 

Void

BAU BAU
<Gold Donor>
9,814
11,733
You talk to whores while you're at home with your wife and you're upset when she mentions something about it?
Yeah, I'm thinking the whole "Well your pussy is loose!" conversation won't do anything except make him sound like a fourth grader at this point. I'm pretty sure Johnny is never, ever getting in that pussy again.

In all seriousness, the kids have to be picking up on this, even if only subconsciously. Why won't you separate? Staying together "for the kids" when things are this blatantly bad is stupid. And hell, if she makes more maybe you can get alimony!
 

Picasso3

Silver Baronet of the Realm
11,333
5,322
I think it can be sexually transmitted but its not common. Relatively difficult to transmit that way. Typically transmitted by needles/blood.
At this point i just kind of assumed Johnny was sucking butt blood from their reamed anuses and using their needles to inject their blood in his dick for olympic doping levels of fuck endurance.
 

Johnny53

Vyemm Raider
5,154
1,471
one son is at college, the other is a freshmen at a prep school, that we could not afford if i moved out and had to pay rent somewhere,
 

Adebisi

Clump of Cells
<Silver Donator>
27,713
32,825
It's gonna make your son feel great when he finds out mom had to stay with her whoring husband because of his school costs.
 

Johnny53

Vyemm Raider
5,154
1,471
damage to my car $4031
damage to the denali $1800
damage to to my pick-up unknown
deductibles $500 per incident
 

GonzytheMage

Golden Knight of the Realm
627
102
I am dissappint you didn't fuck her when she was near death. We used to be hard core around here. Times are a changing I guess.