J49: An Erotic Life

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Nester

Nester

Vyemm Raider
4,978
3,183
Johnny have you squirled away a little stash for when you wife finally cuts you off and kicks you out?
 
Pemulis

Pemulis

Not Woke
<Bronze Donator>
3,300
9,177
Serious question for the John:
If Capri died in your car/care, who would you be more afraid to face, her mom or your wife?
 
Johnny53

Johnny53

Vyemm Raider
5,154
1,471
so capri never went home after being released from the hospital, thursday, that evening her sister texts me and wants to know if capri is with me, friday morning capri calls from a different number, her story is she ran into a friend ashley and spent the night with her, and wanted to meet me in camden, i thought i could get out so i agreed, an hour later she calls me from a different phone to confirm our meeting, later from a third number she calls again, this time i tell her i am tied up at the office and cannot get out, well haven't heard from her since, and her sister keeps texting me looking for capri,
MY FEAR IS SHE WENT BACK TO BUY MORE OF THE DOPE THAT SHE OVERDOSED ON
so this morning i contact the first number she called me from, the women who answered sadi she does not know what i am talking about, after going back and forth, i got nowhere, i called the second number, no answer, then i sent her pic via text message, and the guy called me back, he said he picked up his friend ed yesterday and capri was with him and they dropped her at the bus station
so no ASHLEY, that story was a LIE, she spent the night at ED's ......whatever
Capri still missing
 
Johnny53

Johnny53

Vyemm Raider
5,154
1,471
now onto the wife......a total about face this morning, she was extra sweet, we spent the day together shopping, she apoligized for her mood swings, told me i can tell her " i love her " if the mood strikes
( eariler in the week she bitched at me for saying I LOVE YOU )
very good day and for the first time since this blew up in october she actually gave me a real hug
 
M

McShrimp

Molten Core Raider
617
411
Johnny49_sl said:
Capri still missing
Click to expand...
Found her
hqdefault.jpg
 
D

Dudebro_sl

shitlord
862
2
Johnny49_sl said:
now onto the wife......a total about face this morning, she was extra sweet, we spent the day together shopping, she apoligized for her mood swings, told me i can tell her " i love her " if the mood strikes
( eariler in the week she bitched at me for saying I LOVE YOU )
very good day and for the first time since this blew up in october she actually gave me a real hug
Click to expand...
What the fuck? This is after she overheard you tell a whore you love her over the phone? I am so fucking confused.
 
chaos

chaos

Buzzfeed Editor
17,324
4,839
fucking red pillers man, they had it right all along. If johnny fucks Capri within earshot of his wife, I'll bet she starts blowing him.
 
Drakurii

Drakurii

Golden Baron of the Realm
14,861
47,966
Johnny49_sl said:
now onto the wife......a total about face this morning, she was extra sweet, we spent the day together shopping, she apoligized for her mood swings, told me i can tell her " i love her " if the mood strikes
( eariler in the week she bitched at me for saying I LOVE YOU )
very good day and for the first time since this blew up in october she actually gave me a real hug
Click to expand...
Clearly she is now having an affair.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.