J49: An Erotic Life

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Fifey

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Hoss_sl said:
a fold?
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Since heroin addicts aren't very good financial planners, they tend to buy drugs in very small doses aka a fold, usually in the .1g range. This is why you see some people talk about having a 10 bag a day habit etc..etc..

It varies from region to region and if you are buying street level or not on how it's packaged.
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Johnny53

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Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
Are those track marks on Amanda's chest? That chick should have a Department of Health violation notice tacked to her back. Why hasn't your natural gag reflex kicked in when you screw that? Or instinctual need for self preservation?
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she gives lousy head and has a smelly cooch...i am passing on that, just thought the pics would be worth posting
 
Johnny53

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deena thinks my wife hearing me say that may have caused her to get jealous, and she might be trying to regain my love ?
 
Frenzied Wombat

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Johnny49_sl said:
deena thinks my wife hearing me say that may have caused her to get jealous, and she might be trying to regain my love ?
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That or she has a plan/trap set for the near future and she's trying to lull you into a false sense of security. The Crazy can go either way, and in this case the crazy is justified..
 
Z

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Is Pennsylvania a no fault state? Be on the lookout for a PI following you. Your wife is a smart educated women. She is going to fuck you raw and leave you with nothing.
 
Gamma Rays

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I'm thinking that this thread's title has gone out of date. Johnny and Capri aren't even on talking / texting level anymore.

The thread title might need to change a few times a week though to keep up with the latest situation(s)

We could make a competition out of the naming of it for each change.

J49 - Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.

J49 - That noise you can hear, is the lawyers flying in slow circles over the carcass of your marriage

future

J49 - The Wolf returns!!
 
Johnny53

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i saw capri today, first we went to the waterfront, while she was enjoying her high, i was reading her journal and came across a page that said "Capri and Richie" I miss him
so i flipped out on her, called her a lying whore and kicked her out of my truck, she started crying and grabbed my cock...one thing lead to another and we ended up at the club fucking...i figured i paid for the date, why not end it with a bang, 2 condoms, 8 ejaculations and a failed attempt to stick it in her ass, dropped her off at home, see ya bitch, go to alabama where richie moved last week....
 
Frenzied Wombat

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Johnny49_sl said:
i saw capri today, first we went to the waterfront, while she was enjoying her high, i was reading her journal and came across a page that said "Capri and Richie" I miss him
so i flipped out on her, called her a lying whore and kicked her out of my truck, she started crying and grabbed my cock...one thing lead to another and we ended up at the club fucking...i figured i paid for the date, why not end it with a bang, 2 condoms, 8 ejaculations and a failed attempt to stick it in her ass, dropped her off at home, see ya bitch, go to alabama where richie moved last week....
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Nothing like a romantic walk on the beach.. Oh wait..

"2 condoms" and "8 ejaculations"?

1) Where are the other 6 condoms?
2) Do you have a robotic penis?
 
Kuriin

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J49 jealous that Capri wants someone else when he's fucking with other women? I am all kinds of confused.
 
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