J49: An Erotic Life

Calbiyum · Mar 15, 2016

Palum_sl said:
Gotta be honest this thread became somewhat less interesting when I found out J49 is spending pocket change. I envisioned he was dropping 6 figures on these uhh 'classy' ladies so it was that much funnier in my mind. I mean shit, Burnems 9.66 minimum wage 3 person family could probably afford these whores.

His allowance doesnt cover that

Aaron · Mar 15, 2016

How much is your viagra budget? Cos either you get hard off of the sickest shit in town, or else you will have to pop a lot of those lil' blue pills to be able to jam your john into those ladies...

Calbiyum · Mar 15, 2016

aaron_sl said:
How much is your viagra budget? Cos either you get hard off of the sickest shit in town, or else you will have to pop a lot of those lil' blue pills to be able to jam your john into those ladies...

He cums "15 times in 20 minutes"

Julian The Apostate · Mar 15, 2016

Im saying two months before Johnny comes home to find the locks on the doors changed. I think saying "I love you" to the whore was the final straw. Your wife can't be as dumb as you think she is. I'd believe the kindness act if she would also start having sex with you but if she's acting kind, not putting out, and talking to lawyers right after she heard you say I love you to a whore you're fucked.

Hoss · Mar 15, 2016

aaron_sl said:
How much is your viagra budget? Cos either you get hard off of the sickest shit in town, or else you will have to pop a lot of those lil' blue pills to be able to jam your john into those ladies...

Was the first part of that post just a setup so you could work in "jam your john into those ladies"?

Calbiyum · Mar 15, 2016

I wnt 2 protect my finances so i went to a lawyer.
I want 2 sue the owner of a dog that bit me so i went to an accountant. Derrrrrrp

Alkorin · Mar 15, 2016

"Manage my finances" != "protect my finances". Come on.

You don't sign things like pre-nups with an accountant. You go to a lawyer. Same thing here, just post-nup. =p

Calbiyum · Mar 15, 2016

Maybe you should become a heroin dealer. You got the clientele so that you could help pay to put your kids through school

Hoss · Mar 15, 2016

He probably couldn't make any money since he'd trade it all for blowjobs. But, it would probably be cheaper for him to get ti wholesale and he could control the supply better to keep them from getting bad dope.

Johnny53 · Mar 15, 2016

went to deena's boyfriends house today to fuck her, we did it in his kids room, she was really passionate and on fire today, then i took her to the city and dropped her off
ignored 3 of capri's phone calls, and didn't hear from amanda

Neki · Mar 15, 2016

Johnny49_sl said:
went to deena's boyfriends house today to fuck her,we did it in his kids room

You stay classy, J49

Frenzied Wombat · Mar 15, 2016

Are those track marks on Amanda's chest? That chick should have a Department of Health violation notice tacked to her back. Why hasn't your natural gag reflex kicked in when you screw that? Or instinctual need for self preservation?

Alkorin · Mar 15, 2016

Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
Why hasn't your natural gag reflex kicked in when you screw that? Or instinctual need for self preservation?

You're assuming that he has either. Not a bet that I would make, myself, especially on the latter of the two. J49 has fucked up in pretty much every single way he could and he keeps coming back to beg for more.

Hoss · Mar 15, 2016

Johnny, how'd the nooner with the wife go yesterday?

Tanoomba · Mar 15, 2016

Johnny49_sl said:
went to deena's boyfriends house today to fuck her, we did it in his kids room, she was really passionate and on fire today, then i took her to the city and dropped her off
ignored 3 of capri's phone calls, and didn't hear from amanda

You let the kids out of the room first, though, right?

Calbiyum · Mar 15, 2016

Hoss_sl said:
He probably couldn't make any money since he'd trade it all for blowjobs. But, it would probably be cheaper for him to get ti wholesale and he could control the supply better to keep them from getting bad dope.

Yeah could probably save money on wholesale as well as time, gas, and risk having to drive to a dooe dealers house 5 days a week (down to maybe once). Also now that he holds the drugs he can be even more controlling

Evernothing · Mar 15, 2016

Get your wife hooked on heroin or fentanyl by dosing her morning coffee. Then once she is a strung out junkie you will be able to get hard and fuck her, and she won't leave you if you are providing her fix.

Win win.

Fifey · Mar 15, 2016

Calbiyum_sl said:
Yeah could probably save money on wholesale as well as time, gas, and risk having to drive to a dooe dealers house 5 days a week (down to maybe once). Also now that he holds the drugs he can be even more controlling

Every pop of J49 nets Deena a fold, since he has his machine gun cock she should be set on her habit. This plan is pretty brilliant.

Hoss · Mar 15, 2016

a fold?

Tyrius_sl · Mar 15, 2016

Johnny49_sl said:
went to deena's boyfriends house today to fuck her, we did it in his kids room

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