J49: An Erotic Life

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Could also put it on USA. Johnny has 2 lives. In one life he has a wife, a family, and a career. Then one day driving home he sees her, the whore of his dreams. A spiral of sex, shame, and depravity awaits. Mr. Ro-Butt.
 
Araxen

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He'll bareback her even when she's turning tricks, but won't eat her snatch... makes sense.
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I wonder if he tells Capri that he doesn't eat her out for religious reasons.

Also, I picture the opening of the forthcoming J49 show being like the end of Stand by Me. It fades in on Johnny sitting down to his computer and pulling up a website where he posts the days events, and then does a flashback to show what happened. Wasn't it Red Shoe Diaries that always opened with David Duchovny reading a letter? Like that, but with ugly people.
 
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That FX pilot script reminds me of a less glamorous version of Californication, I can totally see it. Needs to be on HBO or SHOtime then.
 
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Johnny49_sl said:
...while i was waiting for her , i took the condom off and was holding it waiting for her to return so i could show her how full it was, meanwhile a guy who was watching us, asked me if he could have the full condom....
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So, you're like standing around a sex shop/club holding a full, used condom waiting for your whore to get back from the bathroom... talking to the guy who watches you about whether he can have the condom or not? I mean, I get it, it's one of those situations that like what else are you going to talk about but who gets the used condom, your whore or the dude hanging out watching.

Great insight into a moment I'd never in a million lifetimes have the opportunity to experience. All the crazy shit that happens and it's the quiet moments like these I'm most fascinated by.
 
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