John Wick (2014)

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!

Gavinmad

Mr. Poopybutthole
43,736
52,283
On a side note, I thought it was kind of odd that Payday 2 had a John Wick character you could play. I wonder how that tie-in came about. Is Payday 2 really that popular?
Don't know anything about the specific character you're talking about, but I do know that Overkill Software has cranked it up to 11 when it comes to whoring themselves out for DLC with Payday 2.
 

Xevy

Log Wizard
8,885
4,105
Another scene where I rolled my eyes is at the club where Theon Greyjoy is chilling in the pool, he comes in and kills everyone he fires at in 1-2 shots, many of them direct head shots. Yet, Theon goes running in pretty clear view (just behind some glass) and not only does every shot miss, but every shot is below the chest. It's like he suddenly became a Stormtrooper for that one scene. Is that not a bit silly?
He fires 4 shots at him through the glass. 3 are head level and one is lower. He doesn't shoot him when he first sees him because he has to execute the guy he's pinned down and Theon runs. Maybe he doesn't shoot him in the back in the club because he wants him to see it coming. You know, character stuff.
 

DickTrickle

Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
13,403
15,563
Wait, you're saying he didn't fire those shots with the intent to hit Theon? The reason he stopped firing was because Theon went behind a wall, not because he only had back shots. It's a huge convenience of missing those four shots through completely clear glass when he gets everyone else within 1-2. The only reason he missed was because the plot needed him to.

https://youtu.be/w-HSoOFdJ3s?t=117

Looking at the scene again, it's actually five shots.
 

Xevy

Log Wizard
8,885
4,105
That's not what I'm saying. First sight: he Theon in pool. Wick executes the guy just as Theon sees him. Theon runs. He DOES try to kill him behind the glass. 3/4 shots are head level (one is lower but Theon is ducking at the time thus making it head level). Then on the upper level of the club when Theo is running in a towel John doesn't shoot him in the back because he wants him to see it coming. That's why when he does kill Theon he walks up to him and then *bang*.
 

DickTrickle

Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
13,403
15,563
That's not what I'm saying. First sight: he Theon in pool. Wick executes the guy just as Theon sees him. Theon runs. He DOES try to kill him behind the glass. 3/4 shots are head level (one is lower but Theon is ducking at the time thus making it head level). Then on the upper level of the club when Theo is running in a towel John doesn't shoot him in the back because he wants him to see it coming. That's why when he does kill Theon he walks up to him and then *bang*.
Okay, I get what you're saying. I thought part of the reason he didn't fire in the upper level was because of all the people (he's not into harming innocents, it seems). Still, you can't say it's not plot coincidence that the one time in the whole movie he completely misses five consecutive times is when he's shooting at Theon. It's like this in ton of action movies and if you don't care about minor details it shouldn't bother you but it just made me groan because it felt lazy. All it would have taken to make it more believable is to have some pillars or some other half-wall thing. You can't portray Wick as a super assassin and then have him flub killing the wide open target.
 

Xevy

Log Wizard
8,885
4,105
I think it's implied the glass was bullet resistant. As in the bullet makes it shatter but doesn't go through.
 

DickTrickle

Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
13,403
15,563
Where/how is that implied? That's stretching. Why would a club have bulletproof glass for a walkway in an area that is otherwise totally and completely open? The glass shatters the entire pane into pieces out of the frame it's in. Bulletproof glass wouldn't do that. I guess you can say it affected the trajectory of the bullet but I don't know that it would affect it enough in 2-3 feet after hitting to make it completely miss. But, even then, the bullet placement of the shots are off from where Theon is.

I seriously doubt the filmmakers gave it anywhere near this much thought. I bet the script just says "John narrowly misses hitting Theon as he runs away.

Edit: Also, another thing, if Dafoe is supposed to be protecting him why didn't he just shoot the female assassin instead of placing a bullet inches from Wick's head (a dangerous thing given how much glass can apparently affect bullet trajectory)? He literally only had to wait one more second and he could have killed her but instead he panned down to aim and shoot beside John's head. Well, all that happened that way because then you wouldn't have gotten their fight scene.
 

Xevy

Log Wizard
8,885
4,105
A: It's a club owned by the fucking Russia mob. I'm going to just say the glass affected trajectory.

B: Dafoe can't outright shoot a bitch with a sniper rifle in the hotel. Then it looks like he assassinated her which is against the rules. Then he's dead for sure.

I'm done. This movie was about a bad motherfucker shooting 86 people in the head. That's what it was. If you want to find gaffes and goofs, that's fine, but none of them affect in the slightest way the core part of this movie.
 

DickTrickle

Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
13,403
15,563
1. Yet there's multiple open areas to get around in. Where's the protection there?

2. Shoot the door that she's opening? Shoot her after she makes the kill attempt (obviously not punishable then)?

That's fine. Some people don't mind coincidental plotting, especially in action films (nothing wrong with that as that's just tastes). Just don't pretend it's not doing that is all I'm saying. The movie was about setting up scenes for wick to fight and kill people (no matter how illogically it works), and not a single thing more.
 

Xevy

Log Wizard
8,885
4,105
That's fine. Some people don't mind coincidental plotting, especially in action films (nothing wrong with that as that's just tastes). Just don't pretend it's not doing that is all I'm saying.The movie was about setting up scenes for wick to fight and kill people(no matter how illogically it works), and not a single thing more.
Hey you're right! And that's why so many of us love it! Have you reviewed and spot-checked Dredd yet?
 

DickTrickle

Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
13,403
15,563
Well, I liked it a lot so it surely didn't have the kind of flaws that would annoy me or the awesome stuff overwhelmed them. It's been a while since I've seen it so I don't remember a ton of specifics.

Also, every character was more interesting to me and I loved it visually far more than wick. The humor was better and dredd felt more realistic within the world he existed in. He felt more interesting and vulnerable because of being trapped and having limited resources while at the same time having a believable enough power differential against those he was fighting. Plus there was a little bit of a story with the partner. Sorry I don't dislike it?
 

Furious

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
2,948
5,032
Im negging DickTrickle for messing with the best movie in the last 2 years. Don't mess with the Wick.
 

chaos

Buzzfeed Editor
17,324
4,839
I really don't get why you're analyzing this movie to that degree. This isn't that movie.

Excited for the sequel, hopefully we get some more Continental story. But i worry that losing the mystery will make it dumb.
 

Furious

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
2,948
5,032
I really don't get why you're analyzing this movie to that degree. This isn't that movie.

Excited for the sequel, hopefully we get some more Continental story. But i worry that losing the mystery will make it dumb.
He is trolling, hence the NEG
 

DickTrickle

Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
13,403
15,563
Not trolling. Just didn't it like it much but it's not the worst or anything. You think that's impossible, really? You have to be trolling to say it was the best movie of the last two years. You guys are like over protective fathers about this film.
 

chaos

Buzzfeed Editor
17,324
4,839
I would say it was one of the ten most enjoyable movies I watched in the past year, for sure. I get if this kind of movie isn't your thing, I don't get why you would then analyze it to the nth degree. You don't like shoot-em-up action movies, got it. They aren't for everyone.
 

Araxen

Golden Baronet of the Realm
10,447
7,840
Not trolling. Just didn't it like it much but it's not the worst or anything. You think that's impossible, really? You have to be trolling to say it was the best movie of the last two years. You guys are like over protective fathers about this film.
We get it you don't like it. Go enjoy your Safe Haven or any of the other Nicholas Sparks movies. I think those movies will be more your speed and manhood.
 

DickTrickle

Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
13,403
15,563
Did I not say I really liked dredd? So action shooters I can enjoy. This one didn't do anything but I'm not against the genre. Are movie threads only for people who loved a film? I guarantee some of you guys overanalyze movies you don't like or don't understand why others like. I saw it recently and felt like giving my my opinion, something I heard forums are for. Considering how many people here loved it I thought maybe I was missing something, but it was just different values and standards.

Do you guys need a John Wick safe space so you don't have to hear negative things about your baby?
 

Asshat wormie

2023 Asshat Award Winner
<Gold Donor>
16,820
30,968
Liked Dredd, didnt like John Wick. Cant explain that shit.
 

DickTrickle

Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
13,403
15,563
We get it you don't like it. Go enjoy your Safe Haven or any of the other Nicholas Sparks movies. I think those movies will be more your speed and manhood.
Loooooool. Sooo butthurt I said bad things about your one true love.