John Wick (2014)

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Chanur

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I am an outlier here. I thought this movie was very repetitive and dull and the characters were more like caricatures. I know it wasn't long but it felt long to me. Wick was just too invincible. Something like the Bourne movies capture the realistic feel while still having the lead guy be a badass; it felt like there was struggle/effort in Bourne's actions. Here it all came so easy and never felt like Wick wasn't in godlike control; I felt like I had seen it so many times before. Maybe I'm just burned out on action movies that are pure action.
Shakey cam is an abortion that cannot die fast enough.
 

Void

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I have not really cared for several movies that received majority praise here over the years (this isn't one of them however, John Wick was awesome), and so have plenty of other people, but the difference is that if you just state that it didn't really do it for you, maybe a couple of reasons why, and then move on, for the most part that will be the end of it. Defending it post after post, giving the appearance that you are hitting F5 waiting for someone to argue with you, is typically what gets people all up in your shit. You're saying that you're amazed at how butthurt people are getting at you for not liking the movie, but you're doing the exact same thing, getting butthurt that we DID like it. Do you see?

We all clearly realize that everyone has different taste in movies. It might baffle us how someone doesn't share the majority opinion, and someone might make a flippant remark about your particular opinion that sort of riles you up, but just say your piece and then let it go. Otherwise you become the exact person that you think you are defending yourself against.
 

DickTrickle

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I didn't neg for reciprocation purposes, Furious. It was because you said it was the best movie of the last two years. I can't reward trolling, son.

On that note, did anyone really care about Theon as the villain? Dredd at least had Cersei actually being something worthwhile. Theon's father wasn't much to speak of either, though I love how he's the one who comes closest to beating Wick when 80+ other fitter, stronger, younger guys didn't even come close (except the head bodyguard guy). It reminded me of that awful Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie film, Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Almost no villain of any note to pit the hero against, just nameless henchmen.

I'm already five negs deep in to this, no reason to stop now.

Vvoid, I get your point, but I didn't start with the personal comments. I was only referencing the movie until just the last post or two. I wasn't talking trash to people -- I kept it about the movie. Don't try to equate my movie criticism with people insulting me. Unfortunately, people equate a criticism of something they like as a criticism of them personally, which is a ridiculous way to think. I like reading and talking about movies, even ones I don't like, so I don't see why there has to be some arbitrary time limit when discussing the movie. If I loved the film and I kept agreeing with others who loved the film, I doubt you'd tell me to go away (actually, I'm quite sure, since I don't see you saying that to anyone else).

Of course, if people are just going to troll me, then yeah, there's not much point in talking about it, but it didn't start out that way (Xevy was pretty reasonable right until the very end).

Edit: Because I saw this film mentioned several times earlier and to blow minds even further: I think Collateral was a great film. But it's pretty different than John Wick.
 

Xevy

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I didn't neg nobody. Dick was explaining himself and not going FULL Column or anything, so that's fine. It's just like saying KFC's chicken isn't that good because the salt and pepper packets you get aren't as good as your salt at home.

If anyone talks shit about MacGruber I'll IP hax them and upper decker their soul.
 

Valderen

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That was funny.
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Adebisi

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Watched this last night. As far as action movies go it's pretty good.

Only part that pissed me off is when the hotel "compensated" him with a fucking four door mom-car.

Yes. Mom-car!
 

Agraza

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I liked Dredd more than Wick. I think it had a bit more broad appeal with the hot sidekick and the dystopian setting.
 

Homsar

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Why, are they supposed to kill everyone that pisses them off? They were teaching him a lesson and stealing his car. Why would they have to kill him? They were just young idiot punks
 

Adebisi

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Don't waste your time analyzing plot holes in action movies.

Just don't
 

ohkcrlho

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Why, are they supposed to kill everyone that pisses them off? They were teaching him a lesson and stealing his car. Why would they have to kill him? They were just young idiot punks
This.
and why some people here are still trying to trash the best action movie since The Matrix?
 

Xevy

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They weren't satisfied with the static cam headshot kungfu massacre and steady minimalistic dialogue. They gotta poke holes, man! CUZ WHY DIDN'T KEANU HAVE AN ALARM SYSTEEMZ HE WAZ HITMANZ!
 

Homsar

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I didnt even understand most of the script complaints. Quit reading after they tried making a plot holes out of how the wife delivered a dog after dyingor him joy riding the car. How is that shit not believable?
 

ohkcrlho

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I didnt even understand most of the script complaints. Quit reading after they tried making a plot holes out of how the wife delivered a dog after dyingor him joy riding the car. How is that shit not believable?
Some people just try to much lol
 

Adebisi

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You should be bitching about the crossfire when they killed that female assassin.