Jurassic Park 4

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Intrinsic

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Maybe in the end we find out the raptors were really training him the whole time! Plot twist.
 

Gamma Rays

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As the final park survivors are found and are getting consumed, the last scientist realizes :

"We were the genetic experiment all along!"
 

Dandai

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As the final park survivors are found and are getting consumed, the last scientist realizes :

"We were the genetic experiment all along!"
That's deep bro. You should pitch that for the Prometheus sequel script.
 

Jait

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The final raptor puts on a monocle and top hat and enters a manger where a baby raptor is born with a glowing nimbus and halo.
 

Conefed

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Maybe in the end we find out the raptors were really training him the whole time! Plot twist.
In the books, the raptors were super smart to the point of being the true extinction of dinosaurs. Having them train humans to take out their biggest threat would actually make sense.
 

Thorpe

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See the new Jurassic dino toys - including a first look at the new Indominus Rex

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Gamma Rays

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That dino toy, doesn't look balanced.

Shouldn't the tail have way more meat to it. As it sort of acts as a counter-balance for what's in front of the legs / hips. That thing would have all sorts of trouble running or leaning forwards. It would just fall flat on its face.

But that's just a toy, the biting & scratching features might have been exaggerated for it.
 

j00t

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Could also just be perspective. You can't really tell how long or big the tail actually is
 

Voyce

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Should have made it a quadruped, pretty much no quadrupedal carnivorous dinosaur.