Every scene with the brothers (Zach + Gray) I was bored off my ass. At least in the first film the kids kinda helped with saving the day, this one they where just whining about their parents divorce the whole time.
Jurassic Park 4
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Drakain
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The two boys are a foil used to put the heroes into action. They are not heroes. They are also there as a back story to Clair. Could they have used them better? Yes. We're they annoying? You betcha. But if you are trying to compare them to Tim and Lex... don't lie to yourself. They were also painful to watch.
Siliconemelons
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So JP2?...this one they where just whining about their parents divorce the whole time.
Homsar
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Hopefully this shit is mildly entertaining
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The kids were by far the worst part of the story and frankly should have been removed entirely. Had the movie focused on Ingen, aggressive clone/breeding without the sentimental kid/family drama, it would have been fine.Every scene with the brothers (Zach + Gray) I was bored off my ass. At least in the first film the kids kinda helped with saving the day, this one they where just whining about their parents divorce the whole time.
Lanx
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i Googled this nostalgic commercial
And of course the first thing i notice is Frank Welker doing his Dr. Claw voice for the main baddie, guess he's just like "fuck it, i'll reuse this voice" in the 80s.
is that still keith david doing narration?
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Xarpolis
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I used to have so many of those toys when I was a kid. My favorite were the T-Rex and Triceratops, though.
The tip of the T-Rex's tail snapped off, though. And the gearing for the front left leg of the Triceratops also broke, so it would just hang there uselessly instead of "walking".
The tip of the T-Rex's tail snapped off, though. And the gearing for the front left leg of the Triceratops also broke, so it would just hang there uselessly instead of "walking".
cyrusreij
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God this show was so fucking amazing. It combines so many 80s cliches its fantastic. Laser Beams firing everywhere but not killing anyone? Check. Stereotypically named characters? Yep. 80s Voice Actors? Check. Kids Cartoon based on a toy line? Super Fucking Check. That commercial links to the first episode. The cartoon is LITTERED with Tyco commercials, its not even subtle about it. I think Tyco saw what everyone else was doing and just went balls deep (and failed miserably it seems, as the show had none of the longevity of He-Man, Transformers or GI Joe). Also a simpler time when T-Rex was still king of the dinosaurs.
Great concept too, and one that would lend itself very well to a campy explosion and laserbeam filled action movie that is ever so popular these days. Ahhhh, days of my youth long gone.
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Piles of shit like this movie are exactly why Hollywood continues to shit out reboots and sequels one after the other with zero care and though.
Conefed
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The movie explained it pretty well: dinosaurs have been brought back for 20 years at this point and people look at them like elephants. I went to the zoo the other week and there were plenty of bored folks with their phones and tablets out wasting their time.
The movie wasn't shit and it gave the audience what it wanted.
My complaints were only minor and fell within the forgivable margins I give every movie.
The movie wasn't shit and it gave the audience what it wanted.
My complaints were only minor and fell within the forgivable margins I give every movie.
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might be a price error but all 6 jurassic park movies in 4K streaming for $7-8. $7 if you have gamepass ultimate
they are all movies anywhere so will play on vudu, apple tv, etc if you own them
Buy Jurassic World Ultimate Collection (1-6) - Microsoft Store
Spanning six epic adventures, the Jurassic World Ultimate Collection features all of the films whose characters, dinosaurs and thrills make the Jurassic movies legendary.
www.microsoft.com
they are all movies anywhere so will play on vudu, apple tv, etc if you own them
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Koushirou
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might be a price error but all 6 jurassic park movies in 4K streaming for $7-8. $7 if you have gamepass ultimate
Buy Jurassic World Ultimate Collection (1-6) - Microsoft Store
Spanning six epic adventures, the Jurassic World Ultimate Collection features all of the films whose characters, dinosaurs and thrills make the Jurassic movies legendary.www.microsoft.com
they are all movies anywhere so will play on vudu, apple tv, etc if you own them
Tried to get husband to buy it but said he’d do it later. Price is changed now to $30.
