Chris
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That's a nice neutral message but SJWs see anything other than slavish conformity to their narrative as a threat.
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
That's a nice neutral message but SJWs see anything other than slavish conformity to their narrative as a threat.
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Movie Script: Los Angeles, 2022
Opening scene: Grizzled, lumberjack looking man sitting in pickup truck. Let's give him a Trump hat. Bushy beard. The works. You got it.
He is watching a young female cross the street. Typical SJW, green hair, book bag covered in Peta, Save the Earth, Gay Pride bullshit. A butterfly floats peacefully around her for an unusually long time then flies off. She gets on a bus at the corner and as it pulls off, we see him turn to follow. Ominous music....wooooooo.
Later that evening, dark now. She is undressing before a mirror. PG style, no titties. Pan out, dude peeking around tree through window. Focus on an odd looking treelike tattoo on shoulder. We hear a dog bark, then growl. She looks toward the window then away. 'What is it Sparky?'. She leaves room to follow dog, as he runs out. We hear crashes, screams, shouting .....
Pan out, dude running toward house around corner to see black van pull away.
FILLER - chase and she escapes with dude
FILLER - He is mute. They have a touching moment after trust issues (she is an orphan) Dude and chick are now allies. (romantic interests?)
FILLER - chase
Fight scene - abandoned warehouse - We learn she may have supernatural powers? Surrounding stray dogs come to her aid.
FILLER - Touchy moment
FILLER - discovery, chase, Another FIGHT! This time in viaduct near freeway.
More animals show up to help but are overwhelmed by the enemy. (this is the secret sauce - not revealing my enemy). They run and hide in surrounding terrain after crossing highway. Opportunity for another animal scene - pig truck, cow truck, whatever.
Overlooking LA now from hills. The man, girl and her dog. We hear shouts in the background and they are coming!
Wind rustles...
Grass sways......
Trees creak .........
We can see the enemy now as they turn to face them.......
The ground begins to shake, roots spring from the ground and the enemy is swallowed into the ground.
The man turns to the girl and says, 'We need to go, mother is angry. I'm Adam.'
Pan out to line of animals, mountain lions, coyotes, etc. descending on LA.
Fade to black.
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Movie Script: Los Angeles, 2022
Opening scene: Grizzled, lumberjack looking man sitting in pickup truck. Let's give him a Trump hat. Bushy beard. The works. You got it.
He is watching a young female cross the street. Typical SJW, green hair, book bag covered in Peta, Save the Earth, Gay Pride bullshit. A butterfly floats peacefully around her for an unusually long time then flies off. She gets on a bus at the corner and as it pulls off, we see him turn to follow. Ominous music....wooooooo.
Later that evening, dark now. She is undressing before a mirror. PG style, no titties. Pan out, dude peeking around tree through window. Focus on an odd looking treelike tattoo on shoulder. We hear a dog bark, then growl. She looks toward the window then away. 'What is it Sparky?'. She leaves room to follow dog, as he runs out. We hear crashes, screams, shouting .....
Pan out, dude running toward house around corner to see black van pull away.
FILLER - chase and she escapes with dude
FILLER - He is mute. They have a touching moment after trust issues (she is an orphan) Dude and chick are now allies. (romantic interests?)
FILLER - chase
Fight scene - abandoned warehouse - We learn she may have supernatural powers? Surrounding stray dogs come to her aid.
FILLER - Touchy moment
FILLER - discovery, chase, Another FIGHT! This time in viaduct near freeway.
More animals show up to help but are overwhelmed by the enemy. (this is the secret sauce - not revealing my enemy). They run and hide in surrounding terrain after crossing highway. Opportunity for another animal scene - pig truck, cow truck, whatever.
Overlooking LA now from hills. The man, girl and her dog. We hear shouts in the background and they are coming!
Wind rustles...
Grass sways......
Trees creak .........
We can see the enemy now as they turn to face them.......
The ground begins to shake, roots spring from the ground and the enemy is swallowed into the ground.
The man turns to the girl and says, 'We need to go, mother is angry. I'm Adam.'
Pan out to line of animals, mountain lions, coyotes, etc. descending on LA.
Fade to black.
DRUID
roll credits
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Edaw
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I'm in this for the money. Gayer the better.
Movie 3 we reveal Adam is a transsexual AI-human hybrid from the future.
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Sanrith Descartes
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Movie Script: Los Angeles, 2022
Opening scene: Grizzled, lumberjack looking man sitting in pickup truck. Let's give him a Trump hat. Bushy beard. The works. You got it.
He is watching a young female cross the street. Typical SJW, green hair, book bag covered in Peta, Save the Earth, Gay Pride bullshit. A butterfly floats peacefully around her for an unusually long time then flies off. She gets on a bus at the corner and as it pulls off, we see him turn to follow. Ominous music....wooooooo.
Later that evening, dark now. She is undressing before a mirror. PG style, no titties. Pan out, dude peeking around tree through window. Focus on an odd looking treelike tattoo on shoulder. We hear a dog bark, then growl. She looks toward the window then away. 'What is it Sparky?'. She leaves room to follow dog, as he runs out. We hear crashes, screams, shouting .....
Pan out, dude running toward house around corner to see black van pull away.
FILLER - chase and she escapes with dude
FILLER - He is mute. They have a touching moment after trust issues (she is an orphan) Dude and chick are now allies. (romantic interests?)
FILLER - chase
Fight scene - abandoned warehouse - We learn she may have supernatural powers? Surrounding stray dogs come to her aid.
FILLER - Touchy moment
FILLER - discovery, chase, Another FIGHT! This time in viaduct near freeway.
More animals show up to help but are overwhelmed by the enemy. (this is the secret sauce - not revealing my enemy). They run and hide in surrounding terrain after crossing highway. Opportunity for another animal scene - pig truck, cow truck, whatever.
Overlooking LA now from hills. The man, girl and her dog. We hear shouts in the background and they are coming!
Wind rustles...
Grass sways......
Trees creak .........
We can see the enemy now as they turn to face them.......
The ground begins to shake, roots spring from the ground and the enemy is swallowed into the ground.
The man turns to the girl and says, 'We need to go, mother is angry. I'm Adam.'
Pan out to line of animals, mountain lions, coyotes, etc. descending on LA.
Fade to black.
DRUID
roll credits
Were you one of the writers for GOT S8?
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Edaw
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I take that as a compliment since I shat this out in the same time it took to type it and all it took was half a joint.
Want the after credits?
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Edaw
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Minneapolis 2020
Doors opening to morgue, refrigerated drawer opening, toe tag reads George Floyd.
Slide drawer out and pan to side. Lift cover on corpse.
Black gloved hand slips ring on finger and it begins to glow.
Fade to black.
GREEN LANTERN
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Jozu
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Weak. They should do it where they dig up his corpse and it reanimates his decrepit bones.
Edaw
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Has to be something physical, so every young nonracist boy, girl and other can dream of one day finding the ring in the bottom of the new General Mills Frosted Floyd's. (The tiger was retired as a symbol of aggressive masculinity)
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Chukzombi
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AT& T made their play. they decided Warner bros can eat a fucking chode.
news.yahoo.com
AT&T set to end media voyage with $43 billion Discovery deal
AT&T, owner of HBO and Warner Bros studios, and Discovery, home to lifestyle TV networks such as HGTV and TLC, said they will combine their content to form a standalone global entertainment and media business. Discovery Chief Executive David Zaslav will lead the proposed new company, which will...
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Mahes
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Finally got to watch this.
Jesus this was leagues above any version. Where the hell did he get all the footage for this one? They almost could have just done that with 2 movies. Easily the best thing DC has put out to this point. It was not Avengers, but damn it gave it a worthy run.
Jesus this was leagues above any version. Where the hell did he get all the footage for this one? They almost could have just done that with 2 movies. Easily the best thing DC has put out to this point. It was not Avengers, but damn it gave it a worthy run.
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Chukzombi
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we gotta see what the new heads at Warner Media will say. traditionally new dogs cut production on shit that was greenlit previously and mark their own scent on things. we can cross our fingers and hope we get Snyder continuation and the axe to black supes and black bats.
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Thanos would get cancelled for being racist because he didn't snap the exact same number of each race on the planet.
