Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

Soygen · Jun 19, 2013

Should I be fearful when I see an ordinary lizard staring at me in my yard? Are they related to the reptoids?

Ossoi · Jun 19, 2013

hodj_sl said:
He wasn't meditating or praying. His mother was. Have to go back a few pages and read his nonsense story about his crazy religious mother who would pray to Jesus to save her baby from scraping his knees to understand the context.

It was the school secretary!

mkopec · Jun 19, 2013

Soygen_sl said:
Should I be fearful when I see an ordinary lizard staring at me in my yard? Are they related to the reptoids?

Nahh, those ordinary lizards to their more evolved lizard men overlords are like chimps are to us.

ZyyzYzzy · Jun 19, 2013

Lumie,

Why are you not answering anyone's questions? This is serious, we need to know what our overlords look like and whether we should fear their reptoid offspring. Please, inquiring minds must know.

Gorestabb · Jun 20, 2013

Noodleface_sl said:
What is the purpose of wasps except to fuck with humans? TELL ME

Without wasps we would be overrun with insect pests, and we would have no Fig Newtons.(source)

hodj · Jun 21, 2013

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2013/06/2...ron-hernandez/

Arrest warrant issued for Aaron Hernandez.

Which begs a question only Lumie can answer, and that question is this:

Did Jesus make Aaron Hernandez kill his friend so that Tim Tebow could get a starting position on the Patriots?

fanaskin · Jun 21, 2013

Yes, Infact the apacolypse will happen when Tim Tebow Wins a superbowl, that will show he is among gods chosen.

Soygen · Jun 21, 2013

The end is nigh!

Araysar · Jun 21, 2013

hodj_sl said:
Did Jesus make Aaron Hernandez kill his friend so that Tim Tebow could get a starting position on the Patriots?

god works in mysterious ways

Screamfeeder · Jun 21, 2013

hodj_sl said:
Did Jesus make Aaron Hernandez kill his friend so that Tim Tebow could get a starting position on the Patriots?

Obviously the hand of The Dark Prince of Lies at work here.

fucker_sl · Jun 21, 2013

Soygen_sl said:
The end is nigh!

you just made me realize Mass Effect 2 is a jewish lizardmen overlords satanic aliens game

Araxen · Oct 16, 2013

Lumie calls into Howard Stern now.

chthonic-anemos · Nov 2, 2013

Paul Anthony CIAnCIA

Adebisi · Nov 14, 2013

A Warning From Anonymous 9/11 Style Attack in LA in May Be Imminent | The Liberty Digest

Erronius · Nov 14, 2013

Well, just it's LA, no biggie.

Void · Nov 14, 2013

Kind of puts a different spin on things when I read that Anonymous is a bunch of conspiracy whackjobs. I hear that shit EVERY. SINGLE. DAY from the two at work. Sometimes I just want to blow my brains out to escape it.

Gorestabb · Nov 20, 2013

So I guess nothing happened? Hmmmm, maybe nothing happened because Anon found out about it and they pulled the plug!

Falstaff · Jan 23, 2014

man I love Supertramp

Supertramp predicted 9/11 - Gawker

Mire_sl · Jan 23, 2014

Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire

Noodleface · Jan 23, 2014

Eyashusa_sl said:
man I love Supertramp

Supertramp predicted 9/11 - Gawker

I am a believer. Take me raptor jesus

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