Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

Adebisi

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Shit Lumie. Get it together
 

bixxby

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Hope is such an asshole. Some old lady probably spent her whole social security check to find out how to cure cancer with Jesus' secret Jason Bourne cancer cures encoded in 2 Timothy 3:18
 

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Alex Jones says Michelle Obama is the first tranny

"She doesn't look like any black woman I've ever known," Jones said. "She's got shoulders that are wider than a man's, which physiologically doesn't happen. You can put three heads on a man's shoulders, and two heads on a woman's shoulders - that's a known anatomy."

Jones claimed that the only women he's ever seen with such wide shoulders suffer from a "chromosomal disorder" caused "by all this toxic waste and GMO that's been introduced." He then showed an image of the Wikipedia page for "Klinefelter syndrome, where you are basically part female, part male," before cutting to an image of a printed-out copy of the same Wikipedia page.

People who have this disorder, Jones said, "look just like 'Michelle' Obama."

"For me," he continued, "this really isn't just a laughing matter. It's not just the sexuality, but the very genetics of the human species across the board is being manipulated."
 

Soygen

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And let's be honest, that 41 year old has a better body than most 31 year olds.