Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

iannis

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"Either the device is extremely thin so that it bends when even a weak force is implied on it -- which is hard to believe for Apple has been conducting many tests and experiments -- or the energy and excitement of the millions of consumers stirred up their mental forces causing the iPhone to bend," Geller told MarketWatch.
Dude, I really like that guy.

"Either there's an entirely reasonable practical explanation... or if you'd rather just give me money I'm willing to say some bullshit that you already agree with".
 

Soygen

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Oh shit, LumieX in the youtube replies.
Hahaha. That definitely sounds like our buddy.

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Erronius

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HAHAHAHA I have no doubt that its Lumie in the comments there:

If you go by what the FDA tells you then you are a complete shit for brains waste of life that needs to do society a favor and kill themselves.?
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Ya ok that's why I had cancer and cured it using completely natural non FDA approved methods you dumb fucking waste of life. Keep putting your faith in frauds though you uneducated unintelligent worthless shit stain on society.?
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Ya I actually did you ignorant worthless cunt. Cancer is an easily curable disease. Scurvy killed millions of people before people realized citrus fruits cured it. According to the FDA, only a drug can cure or prevent a disease even though an orange can clearly cure scurvy...which is a disease. All disease is as easily cured as scurvy is but dumb ignorant wastes of fucking life like yourself would rather put their trust in frauds that have zero interest in our actual well being and are only interested in making money. Please do society a favor and kill yourself you worthless fucking disgrace of a human being.?
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Ya there's no peer reviewed evidence that oranges can cure scurvy. I'm not here to argue. I'm here to tell you and other people like you how completely retarded you all are. Are oranges a drug? Nope. Can they cure a known disease that used to kill millions of people? Yep. Why then does the FDA declare that only drugs can cure and prevent disease when that's so blatantly obviously false?

You honestly think that's a conspiracy theory you fucking moron? It's a conspiracy fact you fucking idiot. They say only drugs can cure and prevent diseases so that their ass buddies in the pharmaceutical companies can keep peddling their pseudo bullshit medicine so that they can drive their ferrari's and live in their mansions.

Only naturally occurring things can prevent and cure diseases but they can't be patented so there is zero profit in them. Garlic is a stronger antibiotic than any ever made by any drug company and it costs pennies in comparison. Bacteria cannot adapt to survive against it either so it doesn't produce super bugs like traditional antibiotics.

Food grade hydrogen peroxide is also proven to cure cancer. Cancer is caused due to a lack of a cells ability to get the proper amount of oxygen. Hydrogen peroxide floods the body with oxygen causing the cancer to die since they cannot survive in a highly oxygenated environment.

Why don't we hear about these things? Because there's no money in it. Keep sucking the FDA's dick though you bunch of brainless fucking zombies.?
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Araxen

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I miss Lumie...

Nuclear Attack From Aliens Eradicated Life On Mars, Physicist Claims - International Business Times

"Given the large amount of nuclear isotopes in Mars atmosphere resembling those from hydrogen bomb tests on Earth, Mars may present an example of civilisation wiped out by a nuclear attack from space," Brandenburg wrote in his paper.

"Providentially, we are forewarned of this possible aspect of the cosmos. The author therefore advocates that a human mission to Mars is mounted immediately to maximize knowledge of what occurred," he concluded.
 

Pasteton

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To be fair, while that mars claim is insubstantiated, it's fun to imagine 'what if' scenarios for things we have no solid information on. What lumie does is just turn a blind eye to things we already know and says his own shit, which is another level of dumb
 

Aaron

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But... but... I thought the Martians killed off all life on Mars due to not wanting to stop driving their Martian SUVs and therefore caused global warming!

...or wait, was that Venus? I always get those two mixed up!
 

Malakriss

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John Carter wasn't a bad movie. However, it was a bad movie to spend $250m on plus god knows how much on advertising.
 

Kedwyn

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His anger is most likely caused by the anal raping he received by the Lizard People. Their sperm has emotionally stirring agents which cause people to go enraged. Either that or he was dating Jerl.
 

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Those are all kinda lame =( Only good event was MH370. Bad year for conspiracy theories.