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Lumi

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The part time yoga martial arts master is my first choice for science questions.
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So because he is a yoga and martial arts master means he cannot know anything about science? Cool logic bro. Or how about listen and decide for yourself? Guess you never heard of the saying don't judge a book by its cover? Pretty sure they taught that shit in 1st grade but your stupid ass was too busy eating glue.
 
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Skanda

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So because he is a yoga and martial arts master means he cannot know anything about science? Cool logic bro. Or how about listen and decide for yourself? Guess you never heard of the saying don't judge a book by its cover? Pretty sure they taught that shit in 1st grade but your stupid ass was too busy eating glue.
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When a man's highest qualifications appear to be flexability and he's trying to present arguments on an unrelated subject, you're damn straight I want more than "I do yoga" before I'm going to pay any attention to you.

I do computer shit and I say GMO crops are great for you and lemon juice restores male pattern baldness. Care to argue? Fuck off, I know what I'm talking about.
 
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Lumi

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When a man's highest qualifications appear to be flexability and he's trying to present arguments on an unrelated subject, you're damn straight I want more than "I do yoga" before I'm going to pay any attention to you.

I do computer shit and I say GMO crops are great for you and lemon juice restores male pattern baldness. Care to argue? Fuck off, I know what I'm talking about.
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Ya except he actually knows about science and has written multiple published books. Just because he doesn't have a PhD in some specific field of science doesn't mean he doesn't know about science idiot. Just like I never went to school to be a chef but I bet I could give Bobby Flay a run for his money. You don't have to have a degree in something to know about it or be good at it. Nobody taught me to play poker and I've never even read a poker book and yet I'm a professional poker player. How do you explain this you close minded imbecile?

Or you could you know, just fucking listen to what he has to say instead of being some condescending douche bag know it all.
 
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Lumi said:
Heh really isn't trolling at all. Even as a conspiracy theorist for many years I thought flat Earth was bullshit. However after actually genuinely researching it and thinking about it logically it makes the most sense.



Give that a listen.
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This guy is a fucking retard. Literally pants on head plane on treadmill retarded.
 
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Well yeah sure he certainly is qualified to comment on anything he wants. He's also qualified to look like a fucking retard.
 
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Woefully Inept said:
This guy is a fucking retard. Literally pants on head plane on treadmill retarded.
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Yep, shits on physicists because he either wasn't smart enough to learn it or too lazy. Then he talks about his visual knowledge being far greater than science. Since the stars are just dots in the sky...they must really be that small. Whew, couldn't finish that shit. It was just too damn stupid.
 
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Lumi

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This guy is a fucking retard. Literally pants on head plane on treadmill retarded.
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Ya says the retard dumb fuck who has a laundry list of health problems and how old are you again? How about you do society a favor and die already like the pathetic waste of life that you are.
 
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Skanda

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Now there's the Lumi we all remember. Perk up little guy, the world ends, again, in two more weeks and you'll be proven right finally.

Because 9/23 is nothing like 12/21.
 
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Lumi

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Yep, shits on physicists because he either wasn't smart enough to learn it or too lazy. Then he talks about his visual knowledge being far greater than science. Since the stars are just dots in the sky...they must really be that small. Whew, couldn't finish that shit. It was just too damn stupid.
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It's fake science idiot. There is ZERO EXPERIMENTS WHATSOEVER which demonstrate the Earth is moving or that any curvature exists. You only believe because you're fucking indoctrinated and brain washed and the reason you can't finish it is because you're pathetic and your beliefs are so fragile that you can't dare have them be questioned. You don't understand the physicists you just hope they actually know what they're talking about and that they're telling you the truth because you're too fucking stupid to actually use your own brain and think for your own self.



Eddie Bravo breaks it down perfectly. Your stupid ass just thinks "oh someone figured it out so I don't have to!" Even though you have no fucking clue how they figured it out and just buy the bullshit.
 
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Now what I want to see is a flat earth AND hollow earth theory combined. The cylinder theory?
 
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It's fake science idiot. There is ZERO EXPERIMENTS WHATSOEVER which demonstrate the Earth is moving or that any curvature exists. You only believe because you're fucking indoctrinated and brain washed and the reason you can't finish it is because you're pathetic and your beliefs are so fragile that you can't dare have them be questioned. You don't understand the physicists you just hope they actually know what they're talking about and that they're telling you the truth because you're too fucking stupid to actually use your own brain and think for your own self.



Eddie Bravo breaks it down perfectly. Your stupid ass just thinks "oh someone figured it out so I don't have to!" Even though you have no fucking clue how they figured it out and just buy the bullshit.
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Lumi

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Hachima said:
Now what I want to see is a flat earth AND hollow earth theory combined. The cylinder theory?
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They already are combined. The Earth is both flat and partially hollow. I mean obviously there's solid Earth but there's also underground cities. They're spoken about in basically every single ancient civilization. Jason and the Argonauts and the Golden Fleece when he journeys into the underworld to recover it. Then there's Gilgamesh who also travels into the underworld. So many stories from civilizations that never had any contact with each other whatsoever sharing striking similarities. More than a coincidence I'd say.
 
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Lumi said:
They already are combined. The Earth is both flat and partially hollow. I mean obviously there's solid Earth but there's also underground cities. They're spoken about in basically every single ancient civilization. Jason and the Argonauts and the Golden Fleece when he journeys into the underworld to recover it. Then there's Gilgamesh who also travels into the underworld. So many stories from civilizations that never had any contact with each other whatsoever sharing striking similarities. More than a coincidence I'd say.
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Lumi said:
It's fake science idiot. There is ZERO EXPERIMENTS WHATSOEVER which demonstrate the Earth is moving or that any curvature exists. You only believe because you're fucking indoctrinated and brain washed and the reason you can't finish it is because you're pathetic and your beliefs are so fragile that you can't dare have them be questioned. You don't understand the physicists you just hope they actually know what they're talking about and that they're telling you the truth because you're too fucking stupid to actually use your own brain and think for your own self.



Eddie Bravo breaks it down perfectly. Your stupid ass just thinks "oh someone figured it out so I don't have to!" Even though you have no fucking clue how they figured it out and just buy the bullshit.
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Then give me better examples than a retard saying, "what I see with my own eyes, durp, durp" I'm sorry your example was such shit that it set you off. Hallucinations and other tricks on the mind are too common for such an idiotic standard of 'science'. While I agree there are many things that are unknown, unexplored, and just plain wrong...gravity and the Earth being round aren't in those categories. Even if they don't know 96%, the basic shit around this planet? Yeah, they know that shit. Let me guess...the moon landing was a hoax?
 
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Skanda

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Let me guess...the moon landing was a hoax?
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That one has been well established with Lumi. Dude doesn't even believe that Asteroids are real so there's not even Space for people to travel too.
 
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Lumi said:
They already are combined. The Earth is both flat and partially hollow. I mean obviously there's solid Earth but there's also underground cities. They're spoken about in basically every single ancient civilization. Jason and the Argonauts and the Golden Fleece when he journeys into the underworld to recover it. Then there's Gilgamesh who also travels into the underworld. So many stories from civilizations that never had any contact with each other whatsoever sharing striking similarities. More than a coincidence I'd say.
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Interesting, so I guess to from their perspective they may think they are living inside a sphere or cube? They must be the ones that started this whole sphere Earth theory.
 
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