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The incompetent government is actually so competent that they pretend to be incompetent.

Lmao.
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It's actually a huge part of Sun Tzu's Art of War you stupid fuck. It's called misleading the opposition and is a common tactic used in many aspects of life. Just how fucking naive and overall retarded are you? Like holy shit you're seriously a shit for brains moron.
 
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Lumi said:
It's actually a huge part of Sun Tzu's Art of War you stupid fuck. It's called misleading the opposition and is a common tactic used in many aspects of life. Just how fucking naive and overall retarded are you? Like holy shit you're seriously a shit for brains moron.
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Yes im sure every member of the conspiracy, hundreds of thousands of people, get a government issued copy of Art of War so that everyones on the same page
 
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It's actually a huge part of Sun Tzu's Art of War you stupid fuck. It's called misleading the opposition and is a common tactic used in many aspects of life. Just how fucking naive and overall retarded are you? Like holy shit you're seriously a shit for brains moron.
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Well considering this guy has multiple published books and is far more educated than yourself I don't see wtf you're talking about. The fact that you don't even provide a single example of his "sounding retarded" or offer any counter argument to the points you believe are retarded tells me who the real retard here actually is.

There are several points that the Flat Earth model makes that there is no counter argument for that can be demonstrated by any known scientific experiment. First of all, water always remains level and the natural physics of water demands for it to remain level and be as flat as possible. Yet we're to believe it curves around a giant ball without falling off and simply told "because gravity!". Second, there is no observable or measurable curvature literally anywhere. You cannot see it or measure it no matter what you do and no matter how high of a height or vantage point you try to use. The horizon rises to eye level no matter what and the horizon remains flat in 360 degrees no matter what. Literally impossible for this to occur on a sphere.

As for the moon landings there's quite a few reasons to fake them. Money, the illusion of superiority, keeping the Copernican principle/big bang/evolution conspiracy going. The elite that run this world want everyone else to be dumbed down 9-5 working slaves so that they can continue to rule over us. We didn't have the tech to go to the moon then and we don't even have it now. There aren't any rovers on Mars and everything we've been taught about space is a NASA concocted fairy tale only further perpetuated by Hollywood.
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I don't know. My guess is finitely and that a barrier similar to the firmament is at the edge, who knows? I don't propose to know every single answer in regards to the way this all works.
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Did it ever occur to you that things being leaked are intentional as a means of distraction? For instance idiots love to talk about the Monica Lewinsky scandal and say "hah the President can't even keep a BJ a secret and we're to believe all this other conspiracy stuff? Riiiight". Like uhh that scandal doesn't mean jack shit really and is so fucking obviously just a distraction that it's embarrassing. It's an intentional distraction to get people talking about something which means fuck all compared to the real shit they're hiding like Pizza gate. Oh I bet you think Pizza gate is nonsense too right? LMAO!
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Yes im sure every member of the conspiracy, hundreds of thousands of people, get a government issued copy of Art of War so that everyones on the same page
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That book has a lot of pages, and given many people read at different speeds, i find it improbable they would all be on the same one.
 
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The "Round Earth" theory has actually been peddled by The Conspiracy since 350 BC when Pythagors first started the disinformation campaign.
 
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Araysar said:
The "Round Earth" theory has actually been peddled by The Conspiracy since 350 BC when Pythagors first started the disinformation campaign.
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Art of War was written 150 years prior, so the timeline fits.
 
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Lol those are shot with a curved lens you idiot. It even says it's a fucking gopro camera in the description and gopro's have curved lenses. You're so fucking dumb it's unbelievable.



Taken with a non-curved lens. Perfectly flat in 360 degrees oh and the horizon rises with the observer, two impossibilities on a spherical Earth. Oh and look at the sun, 93 million miles away tho right? Lol...
 
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LMAO @ "curved lenses"

curved lenses, conspiracies of 100,000s of people, underground cities, cancer cured bycolloidal silver

if only you thought breathing oxygen was a conspiracy too
 
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Ever been to a fun house or seen a fun house mirror you dumb fuck? Notice how they can distort the image to make it appear either taller, fatter or smaller and thinner? It's the same thing with camera lenses you fucking idiot. Can you please join these other retards like Woefully Inept and Pharmakoss and get cancer and fucking die please?
 
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Ever been to a fun house or seen a fun house mirror you dumb fuck? Notice how they can distort the image to make it appear either taller, fatter or smaller and thinner? It's the same thing with camera lenses you fucking idiot. Can you please join these other retards like Woefully Inept and Pharmakoss and get cancer and fucking die please?
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yeah, no one is using "curved camera lenses" to distort natural curvature of the earth like 'fun house mirrors" to trick people into thinking the earth is round, like they have for 2,300 years

NASA is also not meticulously photoshopping and releasing millions of photos over the last 65 years in cooperation with its greatest foes and competitors like USSR, or China to trick everyone into thinking the earth is round. a concept that is easily verifiable by anyone with even a basic scientific understanding.

i cant imagine how sad and pathetic someone's life has to be to latch on to EVERY conspiracy theory there is. I bet you believe in Lizard people too.

Do you?
 
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Dude we are in an enclosed sphere.. "Lizard people" are from the underworld and have ether based lipids because ester lipids are too heat sensitive. Their world is lit by bio-luminesent thermophilic microbes. Haven't you ever seen a lizard sit on a hot rock and enjoy it? You know it must be true.
 
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yeah, no one is using "curved camera lenses" to distort natural curvature of the earth like 'fun house mirrors" to trick people into thinking the earth is round, like they have for 2,300 years

NASA is also not meticulously photoshopping and releasing millions of photos over the last 65 years in cooperation with its greatest foes and competitors like USSR, or China to trick everyone into thinking the earth is round. a concept that is easily verifiable by anyone with even a basic scientific understanding.

i cant imagine how sad and pathetic someone's life has to be to latch on to EVERY conspiracy theory there is. I bet you believe in Lizard people too.

Do you?
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Like you think people have thought the Earth to be round for 2,300 years? Not even close retard. Also, NASA and the other space agencies and governments are working together, not against each other. They're all fucking freemasons idiot. They only pretend to dislike one another just like the Macho Man Randy Savage pretends to hate Hulk Hogan. It's a fucking show idiot. Divide and conquer. Same strategy that's been employed since the dawn of man fucking kind.

Also, reptilian like beings have been talked about by every single fucking civilization since the dawn of the human race. Civilizations that never had contact with one another. Who do you think deceived Eve in the Garden of Eden? Did you think that was an actual snake idiot? Why do you think Satan is referred to as a serpent and a dragon? Why do you think the ancient Sumerians spoke of Reptilian like beings who came from the sky and taught and ruled over man kind? Who do you think the Mayan gods were reptilian like beings? Why do you think there's pyramids all over the Earth that cannot be duplicated with modern technology? All just a coincidence? Everything is just one giant massive fucking coincidence?

I can't imagine how sad and pathetic someone's life has to be to latch on to EVERY single thing they are ever taught without ever questioning any of it regardless of how stupid it actually seems. But hey, keep thinking there's people walking upside down on a fucking giant ball.
 
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if/when i come down with the cancer, im gonna hve lumi cure it, then you guys gonna be mad as fuck when lumi makes me live for 99 more yrs
 
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Like you think people have thought the Earth to be round for 2,300 years? Not even close retard. Also, NASA and the other space agencies and governments are working together, not against each other. They're all fucking freemasons idiot. They only pretend to dislike one another just like the Macho Man Randy Savage pretends to hate Hulk Hogan. It's a fucking show idiot. Divide and conquer. Same strategy that's been employed since the dawn of man fucking kind.

Also, reptilian like beings have been talked about by every single fucking civilization since the dawn of the human race. Civilizations that never had contact with one another. Who do you think deceived Eve in the Garden of Eden? Did you think that was an actual snake idiot? Why do you think Satan is referred to as a serpent and a dragon? Why do you think the ancient Sumerians spoke of Reptilian like beings who came from the sky and taught and ruled over man kind? Who do you think the Mayan gods were reptilian like beings? Why do you think there's pyramids all over the Earth that cannot be duplicated with modern technology? All just a coincidence? Everything is just one giant massive fucking coincidence?

I can't imagine how sad and pathetic someone's life has to be to latch on to EVERY single thing they are ever taught without ever questioning any of it regardless of how stupid it actually seems. But hey, keep thinking there's people walking upside down on a fucking giant ball.
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Yeah, people thought the earth was round for 2,300 years. I mean there were a bunch of flat earth morons that argued against it during the Dark Ages, mostly religious retards who also thought the Earth was 6,000 years old. Seems like history repeats itself.

Hey, you're not religious are you?

P.S. LMAO @ Reptilians and Pyramids. Yeah, we can't replicate the Pyramids. Only build Burj Khalifa and go to the fucking moon...
 
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Yeah, people thought the earth was round for 2,300 years. I mean there were a bunch of flat earth morons that argued against it during the Dark Ages, mostly religious retards who also thought the Earth was 6,000 years old. Seems like history repeats itself.

Hey, you're not religious are you?

P.S. LMAO @ Reptilians and Pyramids. Yeah, we can't replicate the Pyramids. Only build Burj Khalifa and go to the fucking moon...
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Dumb fuck, The Great Pyramid CANNOT be duplicated even with modern technology. Burj Khalifa is not even remotely close to the level of engineering that is displayed with The Great Pyramid. And no, we cannot go to the fucking moon and only a retard believes that we ever did or could. Literally almost all of the physical evidence for the moon landings was either misplaced or destroyed rofl. Yep, NASA doesn't even know what happened to most of the stuff that was used for the moon landings. Sounds believable you gullible shit for brains fuck!
 
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who says it cant? weve built things a million times more complicated than Khufu pyramid

who says we cant? we already went to the moon.


marvel at the quality of this engineering, how could we ever stack rocks in a giant pile???

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Just like Burj Khalifa and the Great Pyramids... Lots of cheap slave labor!
 
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Just like Burj Khalifa and the Great Pyramids... Lots of cheap slave labor!
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i laugh at someone telling me that we can build Burj Khalifa but we cant stack a 450 foot pile of rocks.
 
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