Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

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Mars doesn't exist because there is no outer space. Lumi says so.

Mars exists but it's not a planet, just a wandering star. You can't land on Mars because it isn't a physical mass of land.
 
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Loser Araysar

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Mars exists but it's not a planet, just a wandering star. You can't land on Mars because it isn't a physical mass of land.

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Loser Araysar

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P.S. it cant be a "wandering star" if its locked into orbit with the sun
it also cant be a star because the smallest star we know is still about 85 masses of jupiter combined
oh and it also cant be a star because even the dimmest stars would be bright as fuck when only 35 million miles from us

seriously Lumi Lumi how are you this fucking stupid?
 
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Lumi

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Mars isn't locked into orbit around the sun. Also the stars are not just really far away suns and are not even suns at all. That's just science fiction nonsense that you're taught and believe to be true.

Seriously Araysar Araysar how are you this fucking gullible?
 
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Lumi

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Also if you can't tell that picture you posted is CGI then ROFL!!!!
 
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Lumi Lumi how would you treat eczema? Garlic to the face? Or is it more nuanced?
 
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Loser Araysar

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Mars isn't locked into orbit around the sun. Also the stars are just really far away suns and are not even suns at all. That's just science fiction nonsense that you're taught and believe to be true.

Seriously Araysar Araysar how are you this fucking gullible?


LMAO. Yeah, Mars isnt locked into orbit around the sun. Why have people been observing it since humans first started walking upright 2 millions years ago?

So the stars are far away suns but then theyre not suns at all? What are they?
 
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Lumi

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LMAO. Yeah, Mars isnt locked into orbit around the sun. Why have people been observing it since humans first started walking upright 2 millions years ago?

So the stars are far away suns but then theyre not suns at all? What are they?

I meant they aren't suns at all, they're just lights in the sky, that's basically it. They're also nowhere near as far away as we're told. The entire heliocentric model is a lie. Geocentrism is the truth. We're the center of it all and everything is revolving around us just like observations and time lapse photography shows us.
 
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Loser Araysar

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I meant they aren't suns at all, they're just lights in the sky, that's basically it. They're also nowhere near as far away as we're told. The entire heliocentric model is a lie. Geocentrism is the truth. We're the center of it all and everything is revolving around us just like observations and time lapse photography shows us.


lmao im dying

i bet you think jesus is real too

btw, who lives in the underground cities?
 
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If the earth is flat, how come someone hasn't just flown to the edge of it and photographed what it looked like? If you fly long enough, surely you would reach the edge at some point?

Surely someone who believes in a flat earth owns a plane and a camera? Genuinely curious how you reconcile this.
 
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Loser Araysar

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If the earth is flat, how come someone hasn't just flown to the edge of it and photographed what it looked like? If you fly long enough, surely you would reach the edge at some point?

Surely someone who believes in a flat earth owns a plane and a camera? Genuinely curious how you reconcile this.


something something reasons
 
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