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Mars exists but it's not a planet, just a wandering star. You can't land on Mars because it isn't a physical mass of land.

Well the word planet simply means wanderer and since it's similar to a star but has its own unique path it's called a wandering star. According to the Tychonic system, the sun orbits Earth and the wandering stars orbit the sun. Kepler and Coepernicus simply modified Tycho Brahe's system to put the sun at the enter.

Mars isn't locked into orbit around the sun. Also the stars are not just really far away suns and are not even suns at all. That's just science fiction nonsense that you're taught and believe to be true.

Seriously Araysar Araysar how are you this fucking gullible?

which one is it, you stupid dipshit?
 
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How about line of sight between geosynchronous satellites?

If you have a satellite sitting over Beijing (which can be proven by someone with a strong enough telescope, you can visually look at it) and then you have another satellite sitting over New York city. If the Earth is flat, surely a person with a strong enough telescope should be able to see the one over Beijing, and conversely a person in Beijing should be able to see the one over New York?

Or hell, not even satellites, aircraft fly high enough that they should be viewable with a strong enough telescope from a distance of several thousand miles along a flat trajectory.
 
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Well the word planet simply means wanderer and since it's similar to a star but has its own unique path it's called a wandering star. According to the Tychonic system, the sun orbits Earth and the wandering stars orbit the sun. Kepler and Coepernicus simply modified Tycho Brahe's system to put the sun at the enter.

True story, I named my cat after Tycho Brahe.
 
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LMAO

no

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Actually, that's a good picture to illustrate a point. If Giza is the center of the disc, then directions like east west north and south can't be right. Those directions only make sense to produce circles (like the tropics and equator) if the north pole is the center of the disc. If Giza is the center, then all of the directions and the tropics are wrong.

Which is it?
 
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How about line of sight between geosynchronous satellites?

If you have a satellite sitting over Beijing (which can be proven by someone with a strong enough telescope, you can visually look at it) and then you have another satellite sitting over New York city. If the Earth is flat, surely a person with a strong enough telescope should be able to see the one over Beijing, and conversely a person in Beijing should be able to see the one over New York?

Or hell, not even satellites, aircraft fly high enough that they should be viewable with a strong enough telescope from a distance of several thousand miles along a flat trajectory.

You don't even need to think that big. Nothing I do with microwave communication, or basically any RF would work correctly if the earth were flat. I can talk between two 200' towers 40km apart because we know the exact curvature of the earth and how atmospheric conditions work to bend the wave around said curvature. And the calcs aren't even that hard.
 
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You don't even need to think that big. Nothing I do with microwave communication, or basically any RF would work correctly if the earth were flat. I can talk between two 200' towers 40km apart because we know the exact curvature of the earth and how atmospheric conditions work to bend the wave around said curvature. And the calcs aren't even that hard.

Have you ever actually SEEN a "microwave"?!
Open your eyes!

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Actually, that's a good picture to illustrate a point. If Giza is the center of the disc, then directions like east west north and south can't be right. Those directions only make sense to produce circles (like the tropics and equator) if the north pole is the center of the disc. If Giza is the center, then all of the directions and the tropics are wrong.

Which is it?

The north pole is the center of the Earth, the Great Pyramid is built on the central point of land mass.
 
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How about line of sight between geosynchronous satellites?

If you have a satellite sitting over Beijing (which can be proven by someone with a strong enough telescope, you can visually look at it) and then you have another satellite sitting over New York city. If the Earth is flat, surely a person with a strong enough telescope should be able to see the one over Beijing, and conversely a person in Beijing should be able to see the one over New York?

Or hell, not even satellites, aircraft fly high enough that they should be viewable with a strong enough telescope from a distance of several thousand miles along a flat trajectory.

Satellites are another myth. All GPS is based upon ground based cell towers. Things like Google Earth use airplane based imaging scans. Nothing can go beyond the firmament. We're trapped in this place. We're literally in a giant snow globe like construction.
 
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You don't even need to think that big. Nothing I do with microwave communication, or basically any RF would work correctly if the earth were flat. I can talk between two 200' towers 40km apart because we know the exact curvature of the earth and how atmospheric conditions work to bend the wave around said curvature. And the calcs aren't even that hard.

When Marconi sent the 1st transatlantic radio communication he was told he couldn't send it more than 200 miles due to Earth's curvature. He sent it about 1,900 miles. Things that make you go hmmmm.
 
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When Marconi sent the 1st transatlantic radio communication he was told he couldn't send it more than 200 miles due to Earth's curvature. He sent it about 1,900 miles. Things that make you go hmmmm.

yeah because the radio signal bounced off the ionosphere, retard
 
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Sure it did. Oh and if we can just bounce signals off the ionosphere then why do we need satellites again?

because you're confusing radio waves with microwaves you stupid inbred fuckhead

radio waves reflect, microwaves dont because they have shorter wavelengths
 
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hey, dont forget to answer this, you dumb faggot

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Mars exists but it's not a planet, just a wandering star. You can't land on Mars because it isn't a physical mass of land.

Mars isn't locked into orbit around the sun. Also the stars are not just really far away suns and are not even suns at all. That's just science fiction nonsense that you're taught and believe to be true.

Seriously Araysar Araysar how are you this fucking gullible?

Also if you can't tell that picture you posted is CGI then ROFL!!!!

I meant they aren't suns at all, they're just lights in the sky, that's basically it. They're also nowhere near as far away as we're told. The entire heliocentric model is a lie. Geocentrism is the truth. We're the center of it all and everything is revolving around us just like observations and time lapse photography shows us.


So you don't believe the Bible because it's a book written a long time ago by random people you've never met before. Yet you believe the story of some random people you've never met before from 1935. Makes sense.

Also, we can see Mars because it's had its similar orbit for a very long time but it looks nothing like the fanciful pictures that NASA concocts to fuel your imagination. Oh and I used to be all about Cydonia and stuff which was supposedly a place on Mars that had ancient pyramid like structures but I realize that was all just part of the lie as well.

It's also a huge mass of land but eventually if you go far enough you'll hit the firmament which is a barrier that surrounds the planet. It's the Van Allan belts but it's an impenetrable force field. The military attempted to breach it multiple times.

Well the word planet simply means wanderer and since it's similar to a star but has its own unique path it's called a wandering star. According to the Tychonic system, the sun orbits Earth and the wandering stars orbit the sun. Kepler and Coepernicus simply modified Tycho Brahe's system to put the sun at the enter.

Sure they did bro...sure they did.

The north pole is the center of the Earth, the Great Pyramid is built on the central point of land mass.

Satellites are another myth. All GPS is based upon ground based cell towers. Things like Google Earth use airplane based imaging scans. Nothing can go beyond the firmament. We're trapped in this place. We're literally in a giant snow globe like construction.

When Marconi sent the 1st transatlantic radio communication he was told he couldn't send it more than 200 miles due to Earth's curvature. He sent it about 1,900 miles. Things that make you go hmmmm.

Sure it did. Oh and if we can just bounce signals off the ionosphere then why do we need satellites again?

Holy shit.

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I'm still waiting for an answer about why there is a sunset if the Earth is flat. We should be able to see it from anywhere on the planet regardless of time if we were flat.
 
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I'm still waiting for an answer about why there is a sunset if the Earth is flat. We should be able to see it from anywhere on the planet regardless of time if we were flat.

Because the sun is much closer and goes beyond the vanishing point of our perspective.
 
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