Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

Skanda · Sep 11, 2017

Lumi said:
Ya you can sail around the world just like you can jog around your block. You cannot go in a straight line and go around the world. Measuring shadows at different locations only means that the suns light hits the Earth at different angles and does not prove that it's a sphere. Eratosthenes calculations assume that the sun is massively far away and that its light hits the Earth parallel. However this isn't true. The sun is actually much closer to the Earth than we are told.

If the Earth is flat how is there a sunset?

Araysar · Sep 11, 2017

Lumi said:
Ya you can sail around the world just like you can jog around your block. You cannot go in a straight line and go around the world. Measuring shadows at different locations only means that the suns light hits the Earth at different angles and does not prove that it's a sphere. Eratosthenes calculations assume that the sun is massively far away and that its light hits the Earth parallel. However this isn't true. The sun is actually much closer to the Earth than we are told.

if you can sail around the world on a flat earth, why does circumnavigating via tropic of cancer takes just as long as circumnavigating via the tropic of capricorn, even though on a flat earth map capricorn would take 4x as long?

herp derp

Araysar · Sep 11, 2017

zzeris · Sep 11, 2017

Ridas said:
Historical painting depicting how the pyramids were build.

Would have believed but for a few inaccuracies. First, the chosen kings are the wrong color. Everyone knows Nubian princes were the chosen ones. Second, an advanced race would not have chosen the F-65 E Kittyhawk as a transport vehicle. Even if it is advanced past our pathetic terrestrial abilities, the Overlords would have chosen something like Brosar listed or this. Are you even serious about this..?

Hachima · Sep 11, 2017

Maybe the problem is people are looking at the wrong map? But if this is the case how are the seasons explained then?

Lumi said:
The Great Pyramid is built upon the exact center of the land mass of Earth and is one of the only places on the entire planet that could support a megalithic structure of it's size and weight.

Araysar · Sep 11, 2017

Lumi said:
The Great Pyramid is built upon the exact center of the land mass of Earth and is one of the only places on the entire planet that could support a megalithic structure of it's size and weight.

id like to hear more about this.

hoover dam which has equal stone volume as the pyramid, but was much more sophisticated is bullt in a canyon.

Woefully Inept · Sep 11, 2017

Araysar said:
if you can sail around the world on a flat earth, why does circumnavigating via tropic of cancer takes just as long as circumnavigating via the tropic of capricorn, even though on a flat earth map capricorn would take 4x as long?

herp derp

Magical time dilation. DUH. I mean I'm only mildly high right now and I was able to figure that out.

Araysar · Sep 11, 2017

@Amod requesting this to be Lumies new avatar

Siddar · Sep 11, 2017

Araysar said:
Yeah all the people in hollywood, government and NASA are all in this giant conspiracy about flat earth, moon landings, lizard people but we cant even keep a lid on our intelligence people from leaking shit left or right, or from White House being a sieve

A global conspiracy so vast that when Hitler was going down in Berlin. He didn't say you know the earth is flat they have been lying to you about it. That during the cold war US and Russia both agreed to keep the secret. Basically it means that there is some benefit to every government around the world to keep the secret. Or there is shadowy world government already in place and has been sense at least 1800's are some shit. That would make all the wars fought meaningless because there were always these flat earth concealer controlling earth governments behind the scene.

Araysar · Sep 11, 2017

Siddar said:
A global conspiracy so vast that when Hitler was going down in Berlin. He didn't say you know the earth is flat they have been lying to you about it. That during the cold war US and Russia both agreed to keep the secret. Basically it means that there is some benefit to every government around the world to keep the secret. Or there is shadowy world government already in place and has been sense at least 1800's are some shit. That would make all the wars fought meaningless because there were always these flat earth concealer controlling earth governments behind the scene.

And in the midst of the 20 year old space race, Russia agreed to keep America's secret about America's faked moon landing even though it dramatically embarrassed Russia on the world stage because reasons.

Did every Russian also get a copy of Sun Tzu's "Art of War" from America? I never got my copy.

Kiroy · Sep 11, 2017

Araysar said:
Yeah all the people in hollywood, government and NASA are all in this giant conspiracy about flat earth, moon landings, lizard people but we cant even keep a lid on our intelligence people from leaking shit left or right, or from White House being a sieve

I have a sister conspiracy. People don't actually die from old age. Humans technically live forever. Every death in the world is a person who's in on the 'flat earth' conspiracy and they're about to out it, so they're killed by the subtararian people.

This is EZ.

zzeris · Sep 11, 2017

Araysar said:
And in the midst of the 20 year old space race, Russia agreed to keep America's secret about America's faked moon landing even though it dramatically embarrassed Russia on the world stage because reasons.

Did every Russian also get a copy of Sun Tzu's "Art of War" from America? I never got my copy.

You had to be part of the inner government. As a pleb, you didn't have the pull needed to be initiated in the circle. Hell, the Missile Crisis wasn't over piddly nukes being transported to Cuba but because JFK wanted to let the news out about Flat Earth Empirical Theory(FEET) and the fake space race. Khrushchev actually won that encounter but no one was allowed to know.

Skanda · Sep 11, 2017

Araysar said:
id like to hear more about this.

hoover dam which has equal stone volume as the pyramid, but was much more sophisticated is bullt in a canyon.

The weight of the water behind the Three Gorges Dam is around 9 times the weight of the Great Pyramid and yet the water hasn't punched a hole in the planet and flooded the Underworld yet.

Mario Speedwagon · Sep 11, 2017

I'm disgusted by how many spherecucks are on this board.

lurkingdirk · Sep 11, 2017

Lumi said:
Ya you can sail around the world just like you can jog around your block. You cannot go in a straight line and go around the world. Measuring shadows at different locations only means that the suns light hits the Earth at different angles and does not prove that it's a sphere. Eratosthenes calculations assume that the sun is massively far away and that its light hits the Earth parallel. However this isn't true. The sun is actually much closer to the Earth than we are told.

Skanda · Sep 11, 2017

Lumi said:
The Great Pyramid is built upon the exact center of the land mass of Earth and is one of the only places on the entire planet that could support a megalithic structure of it's size and weight.

Also, please explain Oceans. They are far, far heavier than anything man has ever dreamed of and they are located in an area with a much thinner crust than anything on a continent. Have the Mole Men reinforced the bottom of the world with large lead plates and limestone columns to hold the ocean floor up?

Araysar · Sep 11, 2017

Skanda said:
The weight of the water behind the Three Gorges Dam is around 9 times the weight of the Great Pyramid and yet the water hasn't punched a hole in the planet and flooded the Underworld yet.

isnt the underworld is where all these underground cities are that Lumie told us about?

@Lumi who lives in these subterranean metropolises? Mole people? Crab people? Lizardmen?

uniqueuser · Sep 11, 2017

Lumi said:
The sun is actually much closer to the Earth than we are told.

Then it follows that the speed of light must also be much slower than we're told.

O how we've been deceived by yet another centuries-old lie!

Punko · Sep 11, 2017

Thanks for the many answers provided, Lumi.

MusicForFish · Sep 11, 2017

The only thing that really caught my eye in this weird and wild world of conspiracy theories is this planet x nibiru thing.
I mean, all the "evidence" of rev 12 coming true in the 23rd is mostly from the bible, and photoshop.

But why did google/etc block out the 'Red Dragon' system?

13 49 17.0, -8 27' 2.3"

Google Sky

And the supposed Nibiru system too?

5h 53m 27s -6 10' 58"

Google Sky

Just missing some photo panels?
Trolling the Christians?
Keeping the hysteria to a minimum until Sept 23rd has passed?
Maintaining control over the flock so as to continue the building of wealth for our arien overlords?
Or should we all stop fapping and get right with yesus?

Is it weird that you only really get red dragon when you flip on infrared?
How'd they know back when they penned the bible?

Clear this shit up for us @Lumi

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