Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

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Adebisi

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Bros, one of my best friends has gone anti-vaxxer on me. This is what happens when you have a family and don't have time to keep your friends in line.

Fuck.
 

Hoss

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Any time the gubmint wants you to do something that badly, there's got to be a catch. If there ever were days when public officials only wanted to serve the public, they are long gone.
 

Soygen

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Bros, one of my best friends has gone anti-vaxxer on me. This is what happens when you have a family and don't have time to keep your friends in line.

Fuck.
Yeah, one of my old "best friends" is a truther conspiratard. I don't really talk with him any more. There's no helping them.
 

Skanda

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Bros, one of my best friends has gone anti-vaxxer on me. This is what happens when you have a family and don't have time to keep your friends in line.

Fuck.
I 100% support tossing all these unvaccinated people into modern day leper colonies and letting them kill each other with their diseases.
 

Malakriss

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The crazy part is the Amish outbreak started because they sent missionaries to the Philippines. On a plane. And it didn't crash.
 

BrotherWu

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Along the same lines, some very close friends/family members caught religion last year and are now shitting up Facebook and conversations with it. How not to be a dick and still tell them they are stupid?
 

Hoss

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Along the same lines, some very close friends/family members caught religion last year and are now shitting up Facebook and conversations with it. How not to be a dick and still tell them they are stupid?
Engage them in their conversations. But stipulate that all bible verses must be from the lolcats bible translation. Explain to them that to be an effective witness, they must come to you and speak your language.


Main Page - LOLCat Bible Translation Project

I Corinthians - 9
"16 I gotz to tell about Ceiling Cat or I getz sad.17 I spoze I getz sum riward.18 I iz givin awai teh good newses about Jebuz for free. 19 I iz free but i maekz maiself evribodi's slaev.20 I iz a Jew to teh Jews.21 I is a Gentile to teh Gentilez.22 I iz weak to teh weak. U getz teh idea."
 

Troll_sl

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Can someone just make a search engine called AskLumie?

All it does is bring up the most batshit insane information on the internet. Never anything useful.