Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

Adebisi

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We've already decided the rickshaw should be named Hodj's Mancave bro.
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Soygen

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It's right in front of your faces, you fucking retards.

CERN: Celestial Empire of Returning Nephilim
 

Lumi

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Something may come through dimensional 'doors' at LHC. Out of this door might come something, or we might send something through it," said Sergio Bertolucci, who is Director for Research and Scientific Computing at CERN
He calls it "something" but in reality it's the Nephilim. Just as it was in the days of Noah so it shall be at the coming of the Son of Man. Just like the Nephilim existed in the world before the great flood, they will walk upon the Earth once again before it's next coming destruction.
 

hodj

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'Something may come through' dimensional 'doors' at LHC . The Register

The source is a theorist who was talking out of his ass

Rather, it seems a racing cert that we're looking here at an imminent visit from a race of carnivorous dinosaur-men, the superhuman clone hive-legions of some evil genetic queen-empress, infinite polypantheons of dark nega-deities imprisoned for aeons and hungering to feast upon human souls, a parallel-history victorious Nazi globo-Reich or something of that type.

We took the matter up with Dr Mike Lamont, a control-room boffin at the LHC.

"We're hoping to see supersymmetry and extra dimensions," he confirmed.

Pressed on the matter of doors through which something might come, as hinted at by Bertolucci, Lamont rather elliptically said "well, he's a theorist", before recommending the book Warped Passages by physicist Lisa Randall. This explores ways in which extra-dimensional space and entities might interact with our own. It uses among others the example of how a sphere moving in 3D space would appear to someone living on a single 2D plane-space - that is as a mysterious circle suddenly blossoming into existence, growing, perhaps moving about and then shrinking down and vanishing again.

"There's no maths in it," added Lamont encouragingly, having assessed the intellectual level of the Reg news team with disconcerting percipience.
Note that this article is from 2009, makes no mention of September 2015, and is essentially rubbish of the highest order.

All other subsequent google results on the subject are to Infowars and tabloid type sites.
 

hodj

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The Nephilim stuff comes from a book of the Bible so whacko even the ecumenical councils that approved books like John and Revelations rejected it as non canonical.
 

Araxen

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Didn't shift any goal post at all. All those things are going to happen. CERN is also going to open up an inter dimensional gateway, freeing the Nephilim.
Holy shit! Just when you think this thread can't get any better... it does!