Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

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What's so funny about you saying this is that his prophecy actually involves you. When it does come true, you're going to be one of the first to know!
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Yeah Ill get right on waiting for that to happen.

When was the Book of Enoch written, Lumie? Can you tell us?
 
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I found it! The truth to everything presented in an animated short. This one HAS to be true!
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Dearest Lumie,

Nephilim aren't real. Nobody can see into the future. Everyone dies.

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Also, the Book of Enoch wasn't actually written by a guy named Enoch, and was written 2-3000 years after any such man would have lived, had he lived, which he did not, ergo anything written in it which is claimed to be a prophecy by Enoch cannot be, by definition, and was conjured entirely in the imagination of the anonymous 3rd century BCE author of said text.
 
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Yeah I don't think many people will support the book of Enoch except as good fanfic to make movies and TV shows out of like Supernatural.
 
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I really enjoyed the movie Noah as just a sort of campy summer movie, and it based some of its cooler ideas on Enoch. Like the fallen angel rock monsters that help build and defend the ark.
 
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Luminati_sl said:
So basically you don't believe the Bible?
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Enoch's not part of the Biblical canon. Neither the Jewish, the Septuagint, nor the modern canon.

Only two Christian affiliated groups include it, the Ethiopian Orthodox and Eritrean Orthodox Tewahedo Churches.

Sorry dipshit, but Enoch is not "part of the Bible" or every single apocryphal text will have to be included, even the ones which are known forgeries, such as the Gospel of Thomas, which makes things even more interesting for your retarded worldview, since many of these non canonical gospels are Gnostic in origin, and therefore state that Yahweh is actually the Devil, or the Demiurge, and Jesus isn't born from a virgin, nor was he crucified, nor did he raise from the dead bodily, but only in spirit form.

So basically, you need to do some actual research on your religion.

If you cared about your beliefs half as much as I do, you'd be in a much better position to troll these forums with this nonsense.
 
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hodj_sl said:
Enoch's not part of the Biblical canon. Neither the Jewish, the Septuagint, nor the modern canon.

Only two Christian affiliated groups include it, the Ethiopian Orthodox and Eritrean Orthodox Tewahedo Churches.

Sorry dipshit, but Enoch is not "part of the Bible" or every single apocryphal text will have to be included, even the ones which are known forgeries, such as the Gospel of Thomas, which makes things even more interesting for your retarded worldview, since many of these non canonical gospels are Gnostic in origin, and therefore state that Yahweh is actually the Devil, or the Demiurge, and Jesus isn't born from a virgin, nor was he crucified, nor did he raise from the dead bodily, but only in spirit form.

So basically, you need to do some actual research on your religion.

If you cared about your beliefs half as much as I do, you'd be in a much better position to troll these forums with this nonsense.
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But Enoch is one of the most important characters in the entire Bible so why wouldn't his book be a part of it lol? Seriously you're a retard.
 
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Does the man at Lumie's keyboard suffer from a sickness of belief or is it that it is the belief itself that caused his sickness?
 
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Enoch having like ten lines of text in the Bible doesn't make him one of the most important men in the book.

People just speculate he is one of the two witnesses also.
 
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I had no idea what that was, so I looked it up and found some ridiculous shit that made my head hurt.
 
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