Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread
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Funny how the author of that book is the most highly regarded prophet in the entire Bible. Ever think that maybe the frauds at the council were trying to conceal the truth of it? Oh right, you don't think at all.
hodj
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No, he's not. For one, true prophecies don't exist, and don't come true. For another, prophecies in the Bible are incorrect, in fact the Bible explicitly says to reject any prophet who gets even one prophecy incorrect, yet the Bible fails on numerous prophecies, one that quickly comes to mind is the failure of Nebuchadnezzar to destroy Tyre. Tyre still exists to this day. Nebuchadnezzar's men never stepped foot inside the city, in fact the siege went on for close to a decade before he was forced to give in and return home, defeated.
As for the conspiracy theory nutter nonsense about why the Book of Enoch isn't found in most modern bibles: The book is fucking retarded. That's why its not in there. No conspiracy necessary.
Oh and here's the Bible explicitly telling you that the Bible is false.
Deut. 18:20-22 (NIV) "A prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded him to say, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, must be put to death. You may say to yourselves,'How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the Lord?' If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken.That prophet has spoken presumptuously..."
hodj
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You've got to put the garlic in the water filter, and then you enema with the water passed through the filter.
That way all the Nephilims that have been hanging out in your soul since L Ron Hubbard blew up the WTC can be properly cleansed out.
Also you need to add bleach to the enema to cure the Nephilim of their autism at the same time.
Sterling
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Hey, it was a serious question. Doing them in conjunction would likely get better results though.
hodj
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The Book of Enoch was probably written sometime around the late BCE/early 1st century CE era. The entire idea that he's a prophet is nonsense, yes.
That's why the book is considered non canonical, as well as it offering many contradictions to accepted orthodoxy, such as stating that it rained prior to the Flood. That's a no no.
But this is how all the major prophecies in the Bible go. They are either written before the fact, and end up wrong (Nebudchanezzar and Tyre) or written long after the fact, and aren't predicting jack, or weren't prophecies at all in Jewish dogma, and are only considered prophecies in Christian dogma due to confirmation bias and desperation (Isaiah's prophecy of a virgin birth of an Immanuel for instance, where the term Isaiah used does not explicitly refer to a virgin, when a term that explicitly means virgin could have been used had he been actually prophecying the birth of Jesus)
Lumie has almost certainly never read the Bible, much less researched it in depth though, so of course he thinks a non canonical book that reads more like the Baghavadgita than it doesn't anything in Christian orthodoxy is the "real truth".
That's why the book is considered non canonical, as well as it offering many contradictions to accepted orthodoxy, such as stating that it rained prior to the Flood. That's a no no.
But this is how all the major prophecies in the Bible go. They are either written before the fact, and end up wrong (Nebudchanezzar and Tyre) or written long after the fact, and aren't predicting jack, or weren't prophecies at all in Jewish dogma, and are only considered prophecies in Christian dogma due to confirmation bias and desperation (Isaiah's prophecy of a virgin birth of an Immanuel for instance, where the term Isaiah used does not explicitly refer to a virgin, when a term that explicitly means virgin could have been used had he been actually prophecying the birth of Jesus)
Lumie has almost certainly never read the Bible, much less researched it in depth though, so of course he thinks a non canonical book that reads more like the Baghavadgita than it doesn't anything in Christian orthodoxy is the "real truth".
Lumi
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Actually he is. Enoch is the only person in the entire Bible aside from Elijah that did not see death.
False.
No, it speaks of things which the elite do not want the population to know. It contains the secrets of the Heavens and the history of the fallen angels and their Nephilim off spring.
Oh and here's the Bible explicitly telling you that the Bible is false.
Has nothing to do with Enoch or the Bible since everything in it has happened.
One of two that didn't die by the way. Doesn't make him a prophet though.
You might be confusing yourself with the book of Revelation when he is supposedly coming back as a witness.
You might be confusing yourself with the book of Revelation when he is supposedly coming back as a witness.
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Yes he was lol. For someone that actually claims to be a believer you sure have no fucking clue what you're talking about.
Says the guy who just got "basic Bible" trivia wrong by saying Enoch was the only person to not see death and calls Enoch a prophet when nothing in the Bible says so at all.
hodj
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Living a really really really long time doesn't make you a prophet.
Also, Enoch never existed. Everything prior to 1000 BCE in the Bible is fiction. Most of it made up by Josiah in the 800-700 BCE era, or the rabbinical leaders of the Jewish diaspora during the Babylonian exilic period.
Nebudchanezzar never conquered the city of Tyre.
Also Egypt still exists and has never once in the history of civilization been depopulated
Both are failed prophecies of the Bible
So yeah, it does. You're dumb.
Lumi
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I just linked a quote that proves it and I immediately fixed my mistake about Elijah.
hodj
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Since Enoch's prophecy still hasn't come true, can't really call him a prophet, either, Lumie you dumb fuck.
Now address the failure of Nebudchanezzar to utterly annihilate Tyre, which still exists today.
Tyre, Lebanon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Now address the failure of Nebudchanezzar to utterly annihilate Tyre, which still exists today.
Tyre, Lebanon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Lumi
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What's so funny about you saying this is that his prophecy actually involves you. When it does come true, you're going to be one of the first to know!
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This sounds like a fucking awesome idea for a movie. Seriously. Someone make this.