Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

AngryGerbil

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Our Prophet and Savior. Skulls for the Loom!

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Aaron

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Pretty shitty weather in my part of the world for the Apocalypse! :S
 

hodj

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Lumie, spoiler alert, the world is not going to end tomorrow. You fucked up, bro.
Posting his facebook here is the biggest fuck up of them all.

Scrolling theough he is legit crazy. Posts on evolution being a lie, posts on how Christianity is like bleach for the soul, h1n1 virus gonna kill us all, etc.

Lumie ypu need help bro.
 

Adebisi

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I'm getting a bit nervous here, Loomy. I didn't take my garbage out t his morning, and I can hear the trucks coming.
 

LachiusTZ

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Fuck that, not going to Detroit for the end of the world, it's Mad Max is already "on"there.
 

Tuco

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Dunno about you guys but my end of the world plan involves heading up north and going skiing with Eomer.
 

Soygen

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Lumie, you have not updated your Facebook profile picture in 5 years. How do we know you haven't already been replaced by a reptilian? Please post a new picture, holding up today's newspaper. Thank you.
 

Soygen

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Dunno about you guys but my end of the world plan involves heading up north and going skiing with Eomer.
I hope you booked an early flight today, since you literally have less than 24 hours to get it done!
 

AngryGerbil

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Dear Prophet-God Lumie, I'd like to hedge my bets and be facing towards Mecca when the moment finally comes today. Is there any way you could narrow down to a part of the day? Like maybe is it gonna happen during lunch time or something? I need to know what order to do stuff today and obviously I don't want to leave my prayer rug outside in the rain all day for no reason if this shit ain't going down until after dinner, you know? Love. -Worshiper Gerbil
 

Noodleface

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Should I be doing work right now or should I be jerking off in my cube? That's what it all comes down to right now.