Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

Adebisi · Oct 16, 2015

Why do comets, asteroids, and meteors hate us so much? Are we not good enough for them to hit?

Agraza · Oct 16, 2015

We haven't proven ourselves worthy. Perhaps the next few Mad Max films will demonstrate our value as a species.

Erronius · Oct 16, 2015

Agraza_sl said:
We haven't proven ourselves worthy. Perhaps the next few Mad Max films will demonstrate our value as a species.

Well, especially after Tanoomba tries to contribute to internet discussions involving them. Asteroids would literally fling themselves at us after that.

Adebisi · Oct 17, 2015

A challenger

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Dyvim · Oct 17, 2015

Barraco Bisi_sl said:
Why do comets, asteroids, and meteors hate us so much? Are we not good enough for them to hit?

Our knees are too sharp, nuff said.

Troll_sl · Oct 18, 2015

And look at those fucking elbows. You could open a can with those.

Drakain · Oct 19, 2015

Barraco Bisi_sl said:
A challenger

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Don't forget the cayenne pepper!

Adebisi · Oct 19, 2015

I love it when they start babbling about toxins

6. Detoxifying

In a world filled with so many toxins, we should all be taking precautionary measures by incorporating protective foods into our diets. We've discussed many of the sources of toxins in previous articles so we won't be overly redundant in this article.

The unique acids in ACV bind to toxins and allow us to release them more effectively.

You can also utilize the medicine of ACV by adding a cup to a hot bath with some epsom salts, to kickstart your lymphatic system into releasing toxins (6).

Void · Oct 19, 2015

You have no idea the number of arguments I've had over "toxins" with my coworkers. One of them is a Certified Massage Therapist, and "releasing toxins" is like half of what they taught about. I have looked at the material and listened to her talk about it, and they are just as whack as chiropractors who think they can cure everything by adjusting you, except CMTs think it involves pressing the correct spot on your feet and shit.

Adebisi · Oct 19, 2015

Nope. Nothing crazy here.

Skanda · Oct 19, 2015

What that picture tells me is next time my sinuses are acting up I should play This Little Piggy with myself.

AngryGerbil · Oct 19, 2015

Vvoid_sl said:
You have no idea the number of arguments I've had over "toxins" with my coworkers. One of them is a Certified Massage Therapist, and "releasing toxins" is like half of what they taught about. I have looked at the material and listened to her talk about it, and they are just as whack as chiropractors who think they can cure everything by adjusting you, except CMTs think it involves pressing the correct spot on your feet and shit.

I lost a few friends (sorta) over the whole toxin thing. We were a group of young people who drank together and one night, without thinking, I asked the one gal who was a CMT what a toxin was. She babbled about toxins all the time. She had some canned answer that I don't remember. And I was like, "No, I mean, what are the name of the toxins? What do they look like? Are they carbon based? Can you draw one for me?" At that point I was basically labeled an uncaring cynical asshole who hates everything and doesn't want sick people to get better. I kept hanging around them for a while but never was really 'in' with them. Because I was such an asshole. Because toxins.

bixxby · Oct 19, 2015

it's amazing we fit our entire digestive system in our feets. god is great

AngryGerbil · Oct 19, 2015

Skanda_sl said:
What that picture tells me is next time my sinuses are acting up I should play This Little Piggy with myself.

Only your frontal sinuses. If the other ones get clogged up, you're fucked. No cure. Kill self.

Ambiturner · Oct 19, 2015

Aren't CMTs and reflexologists different things?

Void · Oct 19, 2015

AngryGerbil_sl said:
I lost a few friends (sorta) over the whole toxin thing. We were a group of young people who drank together and one night, without thinking, I asked the one gal who was a CMT what a toxin was. She babbled about toxins all the time. She had some canned answer that I don't remember. And I was like, "No, I mean, what are the name of the toxins? What do they look like? Are they carbon based? Can you draw one for me?" At that point I was basically labeled an uncaring cynical asshole who hates everything and doesn't want sick people to get better. I kept hanging around them for a while but never was really 'in' with them. Because I was such an asshole. Because toxins.

That's essentially what happened with mine, except I work with her, and was friends with her for a good ten years prior to the craziness setting in. So we're still sort of friends, we just don't talk about a wide variety of topics anymore (she's also a conspiracy theorist). Same with her aunt, who also works here. And they are actually two of the "smarter" people I work with. Joy!

What do you do if you get the beetus and can't feel/don't have all your toes?

Mario Speedwagon · Oct 19, 2015

Barraco Bisi_sl said:
Nope. Nothing crazy here.

If I put pressure on my heel while ejaculating, does it make me shoot more or just farther?

Adebisi · Oct 19, 2015

I just nod and smile when my friend starts babbling about her Reiki master courses she's taking.

Skanda · Oct 20, 2015

Why isn't there a butt hole point on the left foot? Is that some sort of slur against righties?

Troll_sl · Oct 20, 2015

Thank fuck there's a spot for the duodenum.

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