Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Soygen

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Cad_sl said:
I'd ask Tarrant to clothesline my wife down a flight of stairs if she started talking about liquid nitrogen for romantic fog at a wedding.
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Tarrant charges like 5,000 per clothesline, though. That's not including the pre-wedding markup.
 
Itlan

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I'll do it for $200. You have to pay for flight, hotel, and expenses, however.

And I'd like some food at the wedding. Calamari, mussels, clams, any crustacean really. I'd prefer to operate AFTER cocktail hour so I can enjoy the meal.
 
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Like I'm going to hire some amateur to take care of my clotheslining needs. Like all things in life, I want the best I can afford and when it comes to clotheslining motherfuckers, Tarrant is the Rolls Royce of the industry.
 
Itlan

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Well how am I supposed to build a resume when cunts like you keep refusing my service? This is EXACTLY like when I tried to apply to Chili's.
 
Soygen

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You gotta' start on the streets like Tarrant did. Maybe do some pro bono clotheslining of homeless people. It's a start.
 
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Itlans buyout price is always a flat fee of 200 dollars. Need that lawn mowed? 200. Someone clothlined? 200.
 
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fifey_sl said:
Itlans buyout price is always a flat fee of 200 dollars. Need that lawn mowed? 200. Someone clothlined? 200.
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What about banging Noodle's wife doggystyle until she can't speak coherently? Also $200?
 
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Cad_sl said:
There's some pretty stupid cultural rituals that asians still participate in in america. When my brothers in law got engaged there was a party at the brides parents houses, and we were supposed to bring gifts. I always ended up helping carry this giant fucking roast pig. And it's like the whole pig. You know how retarded it looks to be in like full wedding dress gear carrying a big ass roasted pig down the street in white america?

Answer: pretty retarded
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I dated a vietnamese girl for about 5 years. She said they had some tradition where you bring gifts and try to bribe the bride to be into coming out of her room. Sounded weird and kind of fun.
 
Khane

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She must have described it a lot better than you just did. Because that doesn't sound fun at all.
 
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Soygen_sl said:
You get to bang the bride if she comes out.
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Who does? All of you? Just the best gift giver? Dealer's choice? Father's choice? I need to figure out if I should start hanging out with Vietnamese people.
 
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