Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Picasso3 · May 25, 2016

pemulis_sl said:
So lindz came back for a few days just to see if she could still give Noodle blue balls?

I bet he bent her over and gave her a lobotomy fucking and she can't post anymore

Tarrant · May 25, 2016

pemulis_sl said:
So lindz came back for a few days just to see if she could still give Noodle blue balls?

For all we know, he's the guy shes been sexting.

Gavinmad · May 25, 2016

Hoss_sl said:
Just find some oriental people and listen to them talk in their native language. I can help you tell them apart.

If it sounds like they're constantly saying HOTDOG BUN, they're vietnamese.
Chinese people sound like they're saying CHINGCHONGCHING,
Japaense people sound like they're angry with you, even if they're not looking at you. They kind of bark.
Phillipinas speak better english than you.

That's all i got. if they don't fit into any of those I don't know.

Oh yeah and since you want a vietnamese wedding, look for a Nguyen wedding. I think they all have a last name of Nguyen.

Thai sounds like 10 guys being fucked by 11 dogs. It is seriously the most goddamn grating, discordant, awful language I have ever heard in my life.

Still better than english dubs though.

stupidmonkey · May 26, 2016

Twilight Sparkle_sl said:
Thai sounds like 10 guys being fucked by 11 dogs. It is seriously the most goddamn grating, discordant, awful language I have ever heard in my life.

Still better than english dubs though.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Twilight Sparkle again.

System sucks.

Chanur · May 26, 2016

Soygen_sl said:
Probably a lot in California. Shitloads of Asians there.

That's where I found mine! Also every third one has the last name Nguyen.

Noodleface · May 26, 2016

pemulis_sl said:
So lindz came back for a few days just to see if she could still give Noodle blue balls?

I think lindz is a beautiful woman with great boobies, but I don't know why you would think she is giving me blue balls. I get plenty at home.

Soygen · May 26, 2016

Sure you do. We're going to need some video proof.

Nester · May 26, 2016

Soygen_sl said:
Sure you do. We're going to need some video proof.

Don't you guys have a specific mod forum were you can requests for videos of each other's balls without involving the rest of us?

Cad · May 26, 2016

Noodleface_sl said:
I think lindz is a beautiful woman with great boobies, but I don't know why you would think she is giving me blue balls. I get plenty at home.

Noodleface · May 26, 2016

Soygen_sl said:
Sure you do. We're going to need some video proof.

You want a porno video? Or just like a video of my balls? Do you need them in action or just kind of lounging? Does it need mood music? Should I put a little arugula and tomatoes around it sprayed with a water bottle to look appetizing?

Cad I know you're still hung up on what I said but i don't know what's alpha about that at all - I don't get blue balls by a random woman on the internet. In the least I'd rub one out, maybe I did maybe I didn't.

Soygen · May 26, 2016

Nester_sl said:
Don't you guys have a specific mod forum were you can requests for videos of each other's balls without involving the rest of us?

I want a video of his wife getting banged so hard she can't talk. The mod forum is only for fisting pics.

Cad · May 26, 2016

Noodleface_sl said:
You want a porno video? Or just like a video of my balls? Do you need them in action or just kind of lounging? Does it need mood music? Should I put a little arugula and tomatoes around it sprayed with a water bottle to look appetizing?

Cad I know you're still hung up on what I said but i don't know what's alpha about that at all - I don't get blue balls by a random woman on the internet. In the least I'd rub one out, maybe I did maybe I didn't.

No it's all good bro. Your video should contain some serious incoherent speech before you clothesline her down the stairs for not cleaning up and then you can play us the song Coheed and Cambria wrote about you on your 6-string.

Noodleface · May 26, 2016

we can't bang because of sad times, but i'll work on the video

Hoss · May 26, 2016

Noodleface_sl said:
Does it need mood music?

What kind of question is that? Do you really have so little pride in your work that you'd consider putting out a video WITHOUT mood music?

Fucking n00b.

Someone change his name to n00bface

chaos · May 26, 2016

Seriously though. Put some fucking effort in, don't fail at everything your whole life.

Gavinmad · May 26, 2016

Noodleface_sl said:
I think lindz is a beautiful woman with great boobies, but I don't know why you would think she is giving me blue balls. I get plenty at home.

Noodleface_sl said:
we can't bang

The reason Noodle isn't getting blue balls from Lindz is that he's too busy getting them from his wife.

Tenks · May 26, 2016

Twilight Sparkle_sl said:
The reason Noodle isn't getting blue balls from Lindz is that he's too busy getting them from his wife.

Holy fuck its almost like he said the exact thing 10 posts ago

DickTrickle · May 26, 2016

Expert detective work.

Noodleface · May 26, 2016

It'd be like if I got blue balls from looking at fully clothed pictures of any other woman online, how would that even work?

Khane · May 26, 2016

Well you'd look at the picture, get excited, start to touch yourself and then lose your internet connection.

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