Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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No, because then the fog goes higher than 6 inches off the ground. It needs to look like a swamp from an 80s puppet movie to be romantic Tenks. You filthy casual.
How about dry ice and a fan?
 

Khane

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Okay, where do I find Vietnamese people? Generally speaking. Besides Vietnam.
 

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Just find some oriental people and listen to them talk in their native language. I can help you tell them apart.

If it sounds like they're constantly saying HOTDOG BUN, they're vietnamese.
Chinese people sound like they're saying CHINGCHONGCHING,
Japaense people sound like they're angry with you, even if they're not looking at you. They kind of bark.
Phillipinas speak better english than you.

That's all i got. if they don't fit into any of those I don't know.

Oh yeah and since you want a vietnamese wedding, look for a Nguyen wedding. I think they all have a last name of Nguyen.
 

Mrs. Gravy

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This thread has taken a turn for the funnier. Thank Gravy.
Oh, and I will do the clothesline thing too, it will cost more than 200 but I am smallish and fast and pretty innocuous so I would be a better choice.
And in a more serious note my advice, since I like to give it unsolicited, is: focus on the marriage not on the wedding.
 

Pemulis

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So lindz came back for a few days just to see if she could still give Noodle blue balls?