Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Frenzied Wombat

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He should just end it with "you're fucking crazy. Thanks for the text message chain that forever immortalizes the irrational insanity that is your life. Me, my broskis, and the psychology community at large profusely thank you for the laughs" Nothing drives crazy chicks into madness more than being called crazy, especially if you imply that others share the sentiment as well.
 

Onoes

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Cop doesn't need cause to walk his dog around the car, he can then ask me to open everything up because his dog is acting funny, which is his cause now. It's up to him to determine if the dog is acting funny. So he can basically do whatever he wants.

Yeah, I'm done with her, if she messages me I'm just going to respond with "I'm sorry, I said I needed some time and space and I meant it, I'll let you know when I feel like I'm over it." or something like that. There's definitely no convincing me that anything could ever work out here at this point. I really think the stay at home mom/work online thing promotes unhealthy habits, basically going stir crazy and having the time to just over analyze every little thing. I don't want or need that.

Yes, my middle name is Supercool, that was me. My kids names are Conrad Awesome Allen, and Max Awesome Allen. They are the awesome brothers. I know some people gave flak for it, but really, it's a middle name. No one ever knows it unless you tell them, or RARELY if they see your id. I don't think it will negatively impact my kids lives at all, and I hope it actually promotes self confidence. They are both too young to even understand right now, but yeah, life is too fucking terrible and serious to not take advantage of fun where you can. That's what I plan on trying to teach them.

Ohh, and my co-worker says POF for my town is fucking frightening. If you have the ability to look at Kingman Arizona, do it. It's really not a place to meet girls, not if you like them to have teeth that is. And I work on an indian reservation, so unless I'm into some very, VERY large woman, I'm not finding anything here either (not that I would want anything close to work anyways). So yes, I know someone mentioned her being a 7/10 somewhere, but for this area, a 7/10 is a 10/10 if that makes sense. There is a lot of bottom of the barrel, there is not much else. I mean, I'm sure I will find someone else, but this really was a super fucking lucky break fluke. I fully expect it to be a while before I find something else, and I'm not expecting the next thing to eagerly jump to my every pleasure.

And, I'm off to my meeting.
 

bixxby

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Cop doesn't need cause to walk his dog around the car, he can then ask me to open everything up because his dog is acting funny, which is his cause now. It's up to him to determine if the dog is acting funny. So he can basically do whatever he wants.
What? Don't let the cops search your car dude
 

Khane

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Ohh, and my co-worker says POF for my town is fucking frightening. If you have the ability to look at Kingman Arizona, do it. It's really not a place to meet girls, not if you like them to have teeth that is. And I work on an indian reservation, so unless I'm into some very, VERY large woman, I'm not finding anything here either (not that I would want anything close to work anyways). So yes, I know someone mentioned her being a 7/10 somewhere, but for this area, a 7/10 is a 10/10 if that makes sense. There is a lot of bottom of the barrel, there is not much else. I mean, I'm sure I will find someone else, but this really was a super fucking lucky break fluke. I fully expect it to be a while before I find something else, and I'm not expecting the next thing to eagerly jump to my every pleasure.

And, I'm off to my meeting.
Yeah, I'm sure the women on POF in your area are much worse than the crazy one you've been telling us all these stories about. Dive into your bachelorhood, we want more stories.
 

Slaythe

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Honestly I think Onoes could keep boning this chick as long as he is confident he won't get attached. That's what I'd do. I understand the smart play is to just back off but you know...pussy is pussy, dudes.
 

Frenzied Wombat

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Honestly I think Onoes could keep boning this chick as long as he is confident he won't get attached. That's what I'd do. I understand the smart play is to just back off but you know...pussy is pussy, dudes.
Worst advice ever. First of all, chicks like this pull the goalie all the time. Trapping men through pregnancy is the Hallmark of Crazy. Second of all the more a crazy chick gets emotionally involved with you, the more painful the break-up will be. Think stalking, her calling your office and badmouthing you, and even potential threats of suicide if she can't get you back. GTFO now and never look back.
 

Kirun

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I'm going home, I'm taking a shower, I would still like to see you tonight, let me know if you calm down and change your mind."
I'll take, "Things I Did Wrong" for 500, Alex. You let this girl know that it's ok to display that sort of behavior. After she pulls her bullshit, youstillsay that you want to hang out.

I really like you, and I don't mean to offend you in any way.
If you want to be friends I'm fine with that, but you're going to just have to be away that you are the one who's defining that friendship.
If you just want to be text buddies like this, I can do that.
If you want to get together for a movie or whatever as friends, thats fine with me.
If you show up and say "Don't talk, just pleasure me" I probably will.
I'll take, "Ways to display how much you can walk all over me" for 1000, Alex. Jesus fucking Christ, man. This chick turns into a total passive-aggressive bitch, is completely irrational, and then has the gall to attempt to pin it all as your fault. Your response to this behavior is, "I'll be whatever you want me to be, baby!"?

You need to quit talking to this nutjob and when the next girl comes along, you need to quit being such a fucking doormat.
 

mkopec

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Honestly I think Onoes could keep boning this chick as long as he is confident he won't get attached. That's what I'd do. I understand the smart play is to just back off but you know...pussy is pussy, dudes.
He seems pretty fucking attached already. How many signs does it take to pack up your shit and go home?

Even though I dont agree with Kirun 99% of the time on this board, hes dead fucking on in this case.
 

Frenzied Wombat

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I'll take, "Things I Did Wrong" for 500, Alex. You let this girl know that it's ok to display that sort of behavior. After she pulls her bullshit, youstillsay that you want to hang out.



I'll take, "Ways to display how much you can walk all over me" for 1000, Alex. Jesus fucking Christ, man. This chick turns into a total passive-aggressive bitch, is completely irrational, and then has the gall to attempt to pin it all as your fault. Your response to this behavior is, "I'll be whatever you want me to be, baby!"?

You need to quit talking to this nutjob and when the next girl comes along, you need to quit being such a fucking doormat.
Yeah, absolutely 100% agree-- being a doormat to the crazy invites more crazy. Of course in my experience fighting back also escalates the crazy-- all you can really do is flee. Logic doesn't work and only infuriates them more, and acting in an equally emotional fashion goes nowhere and you end up hating yourself later on for stooping to that level. Having a relationship with a person like this involves a need for almost limitless calm and constant reinforcement of boundaries-- basically the same way you have to interact with a child. Girls like this were basically never tought to take responsibility for their behavior/actions as a child. The girl who brought a shitty report card back to her parents year after year, always blaming her teachers for her poor grades and successfully garnering sympathy from Daddy each time? That girl grows up to be this chick. You gotta give Onoes a break though, after being married for so many years it takes time to grow some thicker skin and not be a doormat.
 

Lejina

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I had a good laugh at her leaving Onos for bicycle dude, then coming right back to Onos when things didn't work out. That's quite the classic of the woman leaving her man only when she has another already waiting for her.

By the look of it she was great rebound material; also when she hopped on a different cock and called it quit, that was a great way for Onos to walk out of the relationship without the headache to breakup gracefully. Stay the course man, move on and don't look back. You had a good time and learned a few important lessons.
 

stupidmonkey

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Yeah, I'm done with her, if she messages me I'm just going to respond with "I'm sorry, I said I needed some time and space and I meant it, I'll let you know when I feel like I'm over it." or something like that. There's definitely no convincing me that anything could ever work out here at this point. I really think the stay at home mom/work online thing promotes unhealthy habits, basically going stir crazy and having the time to just over analyze every little thing. I don't want or need that.

Yes, my middle name is Supercool, that was me. My kids names are Conrad Awesome Allen, and Max Awesome Allen. They are the awesome brothers. I know some people gave flak for it, but really, it's a middle name. No one ever knows it unless you tell them, or RARELY if they see your id. I don't think it will negatively impact my kids lives at all, and I hope it actually promotes self confidence. They are both too young to even understand right now, but yeah, life is too fucking terrible and serious to not take advantage of fun where you can. That's what I plan on trying to teach them.

Ohh, and my co-worker says POF for my town is fucking frightening. If you have the ability to look at Kingman Arizona, do it. It's really not a place to meet girls, not if you like them to have teeth that is. And I work on an indian reservation, so unless I'm into some very, VERY large woman, I'm not finding anything here either (not that I would want anything close to work anyways).
Go through Kingman about once a month. Not much difference between Phoenix and there.
 

Khane

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Kirun

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That's quite the classic of the woman leaving her man only when she has another already waiting for her.
And he only reinforced it by his "I'll be whatever you want!". She knows that she has him right where she thought she did. Women only swing to the next branch when they know the one they are currently holding onto is secure.

Stay the course man, move on and don't look back. You had a good time and learned a few important lessons.
This. Don't even respond at this point. Just ignore her bullshit.
 

opiate82

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Well, if you have nothing to hide you can save yourself a lot of heartache and potential issues by just complying. There are enough bad cops out there with an axe to grind. But we have a thread for that.
I cannot imagine a situation where voluntarily consenting to a search is going to save you "heartache." If they are asking for your consent to a search, it means they are looking for a reason to detain you (or to further detain you), which means you currently aren't being detained, which means as soon as you ask "am I free to go?" they have to let you. In the OP's all he had to do is say "no" then the most the cop can do to him is to write his ticket and to send him on his way.
 

Fifey

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What? Don't let the cops search your car dude
Pretty much anytime you drive from Phoenix to Vegas, expect to get pulled over and searched for drugs. It's better to just let them and get on your way rather than risk the chance of a dick cop making your life hell.