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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Onoes
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Well, I'm back from my New Orleans trip. My apologies for posting the nudies in here! It was late, I was excited, and I think we have been able to determine I'm not always the brightest bulb.
So update. I left for LA Wednesday night at Midnight, I stopped by and saw the girlfriend before I left, everything great. I was texting her Thursday-Sat afternoon, but was distracted Sat night with parades and drinking. Woke up Sunday to "We are done, sorry if this is weird, but I wanted you to know so you could enjoy your trip and not feel constrained." I text her back asking what is going on, and she tells me she will send an explanation later.
She emails me a letter that basically says that she doesn't think I'm ready to be with someone, as my trip to Mardi Gras shows her that I still need to party, and my lack of spirituality bothers her. I told her that I couldn't respond then, but would as soon as I got back. So, I land in Vegas Monday night, start driving home, immediately get pulled over for speeding, $305 fine + traffic school, so that sucks. I get home and shoot her a text. Turn on my Pc, load up Facebook, and the top of my page is an update for her. She is in a relationship with somerandomdude, posted 11 hours before. Totally fucking floored me. Did not expect that at all. I left her house to her telling me to be safe and saying she loved me. THE FEELZ.
So, that sucks.
On another note, finally got my court date in the mail. Next Friday, March 14th. So, I'll be divorced soon at least. Super bummed about the girl though, I was just having the MOST FUN EVER for 3 weeks. I want MORE.
So update. I left for LA Wednesday night at Midnight, I stopped by and saw the girlfriend before I left, everything great. I was texting her Thursday-Sat afternoon, but was distracted Sat night with parades and drinking. Woke up Sunday to "We are done, sorry if this is weird, but I wanted you to know so you could enjoy your trip and not feel constrained." I text her back asking what is going on, and she tells me she will send an explanation later.
She emails me a letter that basically says that she doesn't think I'm ready to be with someone, as my trip to Mardi Gras shows her that I still need to party, and my lack of spirituality bothers her. I told her that I couldn't respond then, but would as soon as I got back. So, I land in Vegas Monday night, start driving home, immediately get pulled over for speeding, $305 fine + traffic school, so that sucks. I get home and shoot her a text. Turn on my Pc, load up Facebook, and the top of my page is an update for her. She is in a relationship with somerandomdude, posted 11 hours before. Totally fucking floored me. Did not expect that at all. I left her house to her telling me to be safe and saying she loved me. THE FEELZ.
So, that sucks.
On another note, finally got my court date in the mail. Next Friday, March 14th. So, I'll be divorced soon at least. Super bummed about the girl though, I was just having the MOST FUN EVER for 3 weeks. I want MORE.
BoldW
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TrollfaceDeux
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Jx3
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So chick sends you nudes, you go to Mardi Gras, she dumps you for lack of spirituality. She shacking up with another dude already.
Personally I think you got off easy. She sounds like one of Johnny49's whores but who am I to judge.
Side Note: Slow the fuck down when driving. God damn. Unless Nevada is just dicks about the fines.
Personally I think you got off easy. She sounds like one of Johnny49's whores but who am I to judge.
Side Note: Slow the fuck down when driving. God damn. Unless Nevada is just dicks about the fines.
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BoldW
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Only a plus for Onoes.
He's gotten off the "divorce/breakup" blues in record time, had great sex with a good looking woman, posted pics of the chick he was doing on the internet (preemptive to break-up, even) - Onoes you should have a shitload of confidence right now and be on top of the world. That confidence should be oozing out of you, excreting pheremones that will get you pussy like crazy. Don't try to be getting in a relationship anytime soon. Enjoy the second chance you've been given since and relive the youth missed by marrying so early to begin with.
He's gotten off the "divorce/breakup" blues in record time, had great sex with a good looking woman, posted pics of the chick he was doing on the internet (preemptive to break-up, even) - Onoes you should have a shitload of confidence right now and be on top of the world. That confidence should be oozing out of you, excreting pheremones that will get you pussy like crazy. Don't try to be getting in a relationship anytime soon. Enjoy the second chance you've been given since and relive the youth missed by marrying so early to begin with.
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Frenzied Wombat
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As my dad used to say (after his 2nd wife left him for another dude) "birds only fly from nest to nest"... Obviously all her reasons for breaking up were total horseshit. You should ask her how she reconciles her need for spirituality with her need for multiple cocks.
iannis
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Oh god, i'm fucking dyin over here Onoes.
You got out cheap. Very cheap.
Oh christ it hurts.
iannis
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Would you give me nudes though? Because if you gave me nudes the first thing I would do is post that shit all over this board. Everywhere. I'd fucking PM it to the member list, including tyen bots. Not to shame you -- not at all. To spread the joy.
I've only ever gotten nudie pics a few times -- but I seriously wonder wtf the women are thinking when I've gotten them. And after I've used them for their most obvious purpose, I've gotten rid of them. But Onoes over here was making some home video too! I don't think she had a sudden attack of modesty. I do think she was providing him with some sexual healing. Women like that exist. Praise Jesus, I can't explain why they exist but I can attest to the fact that they do.
No tears now, Onoes, only happiness. You had a run in with something you can't hope to understand, and it was a couple of weeks.
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Haha.
Onoes I'd recommend breaking off all contact with her and getting tested for STDs. If you're clean you got off cheap from that bag of crazy. If I had to guess she temporarily broke up with some dude and hopped on you.
BoldW
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I recommend that you crawl back to her and apologize for being a selfish prick and whoring in LA while in a relationship with her. It progressed so fast it could only be love. Don't let the magic slip away, Onoes. Go get her!
I am simply covering our bases since you generally find a way to do the exact opposite of every suggestion RR gives you.
I am simply covering our bases since you generally find a way to do the exact opposite of every suggestion RR gives you.
