Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Khane

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Dude, go back and read those posts. I said he was slightly homophobic and I realize he doesn't hate gay people. He should probably just not be so quick to call something literally "gay" just because he isn't into it, because that's not really all that cool.

I didn't see anyone actually going off on the guy.
 

Chanur

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I really only use the term faggot on this forum but only because this forum has a lot of faggots and my real life doesn't. Retard/retarded, I use all the time, everywhere.
This is me exactly. This shit is retarded.
 

Khane

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I said I *think*. Everything after that is open to interpretation. Poetic license.
 

Blazin

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I grew up saying "gay" and "retarded" way too much. Gay was similar to Bart saying Doh to me, once these habits get ingrained in your head it's hard just because you turn *insert serious age* to stop using them.
 

TomServo

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Keep telling yourself that. Your wife wants it up the ass and you're falling short, son.
Can't fault him. It wasn't part of his original programming and all his upgrade slots are full
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Khane

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I grew up saying "gay" and "retarded" way too much. Gay was similar to Bart saying Doh to me, once these habits get ingrained in your head it's hard just because you turn *insert serious age* to stop using them.
Well, that's the word "retarded" for me. I said it about everything growing up because I was a little shit who thought he was way smarter than he actually is. I haven't really grown out of that phase.
 

Blazin

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I really do make an effort not to now because of my kids more than fear directly of word police, but I worry they will pick up the habit and find themselves in trouble at school for something their parents are doing.
 

Mures

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On the derail: its really annoying that in the 21st century we've somehow lost the distinction between finding something gross versus being afraid and bigoted toward those who practice it.

Back to Arinath's dilemma -- its odd to me that no one has commented on this. The dude confronts his wife about the lack of sex (good for you), and the conclusion is she hints there will be sex sometime in the unspecified near future. And he reacts as if this was a positive outcome.

If you're dying of thirst and finally get the opportunity to confront the hydraulic despot about your situation, and they say "ok sometime in the near future you are likely to find water"...while they're sitting there sipping a glass of water, but not offering you any .... youre gonna take this as a good sign? I'm confused at this line of thinking.

Wish ya the best but that reaction didnt sound like a positive sign to me, it sounded like a tactic to get you off her back for an indefinite amount of time.
Yeah, that was kinda my thoughts as well. Have you burst upon entry yet Arinath? I'd be afraid she'll lay there once a month while you do your thing and think she's doing her part. Don't let her get away with that shit bro, keep up the communication.
 

Hoss

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Want to know why I don't peg? I already shit blood from there, I don't need to cause more problems. The wife doesn't want anal either, wouldn't matter the reason her body her choice. That broad bitch.
Butt play would probably help with that TBH if done right. Keep everything stretched and lubed.

Yet here you are and others also that are always pushing things that some people are still not comfortable with. If a person doesn't agree with that all of a sudden now they are a homophobe.
No, the homophobia was because their objection to it was that it's gay, not that they were afraid of shit or afraid of doing permanent damage. Remember that tenks started that but noodle picked up the banner and ran with it by saying it was, at best, a grey area. Multiple times. But suuure noodle it was a joke. Tell us about your gay best friend and how you even hug him sometimes to prove us wrong.
 

Fifey

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When the guy who was gonna vote for booger eating Cruz calls you a homophobe, you fucked up.
 

Aldarion

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I've read the thread and just want to clarify. The rerolled consensus appears to be that nothing done by a man and woman together is even a little gay, and that there is no grey area.

So if a woman puts on a strap-on and the guy simulates fellatio on the strap on, while calling her daddy, and she penetrates his ass with a dildo. This is 100% straight for you guys, because the people participating are of opposite sex? This isnt grey area at all, just 100% straight?

My friend needs you to clarify for him.
 

Khane

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Yes, because it's a man and a woman. Do you not understand how words work either?

That might look like a dick, but it isn't a dick. Just like those 2 lesbians who pound each other with strap ons aren't straight just because it's shaped like a dick.

It's not a dick buddy, and that's a woman not a man.
 

opiate82

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I think this was already clarified earlier, but if while you woman is making you suck her strap-on and calling her daddy, you are fantasizing that she is a man, you might be crossing over a tad there.

If it is done as some sort of kinky BDSM power-exchange play, nope, still not gay.
 

a_skeleton_03

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Yes, because it's a man and a woman. Do you not understand how words work either?

That might look like a dick, but it isn't a dick. Just like those 2 lesbians who pound each other with strap ons aren't straight just because it's shaped like a dick.

It's not a dick buddy, and that's a woman not a man.
But they are identifying as a man right then.