Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Eomer
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Jesus, I was kind of feeling down on myself and life in general the last week or two, but then I spent a couple hours yesterday catching up on this thread, and holy shit did the late May posts set me straight. My life's fucking wonderful compared to some of the shit some of you bros have been going through.
Apologies, a few gifts, and getting the honey do list done before she got home and I'm in the clear.....until the next argument.
Eomer
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Porn has been completely boring to me recently, this happen to anyone else? Time to turn it up to 11 and watch naked midgets eat black people's shit?
Noodleface
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Usually I'll get on a Porn Star kick but I haven't found a good new porn star in years. I much rather have sex myself.
Got the wife her first ever vibrator,she has never used one and never masturbated. Very sheltered sexually. Gonna see how this goes. I went with a bullet based on her complete lack of all experience, didn't want to bring a power tool into the bedroom just yet.
Got the wife her first ever vibrator,she has never used one and never masturbated. Very sheltered sexually. Gonna see how this goes. I went with a bullet based on her complete lack of all experience, didn't want to bring a power tool into the bedroom just yet.
I'm pretty jealous of women's sex toys honestly. She just kicks back and brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and she doesn't have to do shit except orgasm.
Noodleface
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You haven't met my wife that I'm aware of. She is very naive about this stuff.
Tarrant
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iannis
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Look Tarrant, you mouth breathing, knuckle dragging, mongoloid; keep your trolling out of this thread. Some people have never masturbated, it's reality.
My wife also is one of those, she was raised to think of it as a very no no place to touch unless you needed to clean it. She barely even does it now during sex to spread herself open for me to get in and she is 36. I think I have helped her touch herself twice now in 16 years of marriage.
Noodleface
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I'm not really going to argue it too much. When my wife says she has never done it I believe her based on our sexual experiences. If she has and she's afraid to tell me then so be it.