Marriage and the Power of Divorce

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Frenzied Wombat

Frenzied Wombat

Potato del Grande
14,730
31,803
Cad_sl said:
Did he shoop out her breasts also?
Click to expand...
Haha lol.. The first thing that came to my mind was "no tits".

Actually, what's up with her feet? She have lobster claw syndrome, tetanus, or is she just crossing her toes for good luck?

She's got good HLT (hip, leg, thigh). Throw some aftermarkets on her and she's good to go.
 
radditsu

radditsu

Silver Knight of the Realm
4,676
826
Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
Haha lol.. The first thing that came to my mind was "no tits".

Actually, what's up with her feet? She have lobster claw syndrome, tetanus, or is she just crossing her toes for good luck?

She's got good HLT (hip, leg, thigh). Throw some aftermarkets on her and she's good to go.
Click to expand...
What the hoof?
 
Soygen

Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
<Nazi Janitors>
28,431
44,761
I've never heard it, but I want to believe it's a thing. Frenzied loves them fake titties though.
 
Frenzied Wombat

Frenzied Wombat

Potato del Grande
14,730
31,803
Tenks_sl said:
Do people actually say HLT or did you just make up an acronym and define it?
Click to expand...
Black co-workers in my department came up with it. I'm a titty guy and they're HLT focused so it's an ongoing debate. I insist their infatuation is somehow related for their love of dark meat chicken and the KFC leg/thigh combo meal.
 
Noodleface

Noodleface

A Mod Real Quick
38,272
15,094
The other day I was trying to decide if I'm more a titty guy or more an ass guy. I really couldn't decide.

Then I saw someone on facebook with huge titties and remembered how much I love a good pair. I guess I'm a titty man.
 
Noodleface

Noodleface

A Mod Real Quick
38,272
15,094
Tenks_sl said:
I like it all
Click to expand...
Me too

I mean I see a great ass and I'm like "yes, I am an ass man" but then the same thing happens with titties. I would prefer a 50/50 mix on them, but if it had to be favored in one direction definitely titties.

Hey lindz can we get more titty pics
 
Fifey

Fifey

Trakanon Raider
2,898
962
I prefer my women to be athletic so that means they are all part of the itty bitty titty committee but I'm an ass man so its never bothered me.
 
Noodleface

Noodleface

A Mod Real Quick
38,272
15,094
Khane_sl said:
I wonder if anyone knows what I prefer.
Click to expand...
rrr_img_136164.jpg
 
Eomer

Eomer

Trakanon Raider
5,472
272
Cad_sl said:
Was it a technique problem or an enthusiasm problem? Or were you really just not that attracted to her?
Click to expand...
No, I was very physically attracted to her. She was and is a very pretty girl, whether clothed or naked. But yeah, her technique and enthusiasm just was never very good at all, especially the technique. She just wasn't good at having sex. The other thing that really wore on me is that early in the relationship when I was pounding away in the spoon position, I popped out and slammed in to her butt really hard. Totally accidental, I swear! Like, we're talking sobbing and bleeding. I would imagine she was sore for days after, if not longer. For the rest of our relationship every time I'd start to go to pound town, regardless of position or how long it had been since The Incident, she'd tense up and tell me "be careful, oh god be careful". Which was also a huge boner killer. So the sexual intimacy/attraction/chemistry just kind of spiraled downward through the relationship because of those issues. In hindsight that aspect can and should have been fixed had we both put in more effort to it, but it's one of those things that's easy to avoid because it's an awkward and intrusive conversation to have, until it's too late. Like I said, fucking hindsight!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.