Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Omi43221

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Khane_sl said:
This is a perfectly reasonable response except I know I was rubbing her the right way because the more into it she got the harder it was to keep her close to me. I haven't dealt with something like this since my early 20s where women just weren't used to their own bodies.

As arrogant as it sounds I think it has a lot more to do with me turning her on than turning her off. The whole "How and why are you single" conversation we had after the fact might be deluding me though.
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One suggestion, some women actually do have what's called a shallow vagina. It"s possible there is some discomfort for her and she actually doesn't bother to stay in place because of it. That's a pretty damm awkward conversation but perhaps you're a might to big for her and you just need to figure out how to work that out together.

Now in keeping with the spirit of this thread..
~cues the music~

My mind is tellin' me no but my body, my body's tellin' me yes
Baby, I don't want to hurt nobody
But there is something that I must confess (to you)
I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind
 
Koushirou

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I sometimes have trouble staying in position so to speak when getting it from behind, and I have el cheapo sheets. Basically, as soon as I get shoved a little bit forward, if I try to move my arms and push myself back a bit, that next thrust while I'm not really anchored in is probably going to faceplant me into the pillows. That's also the position where I get hit from him going to deep the most, which definitely isn't fun. Not sure if that's actually her problem, but it's definitely worth asking about. Personally, I always want to know if there's something that I can change to give the BF a better time in the bedroom. I really didn't have much experience when we first started dating, so I was always happy to get feedback. You can always frame the question as asking about her having a good time, if that makes it less awkward or whatever.
 
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Khane_sl said:
I haven't dealt with something like this since my early 20s where women just weren't used to their own bodies.
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I was thinking along these lines too which is what originally made me think of asking her to masturbate for you.

Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
Exactly right, and that's why I don't go to strip clubs since moving to the States. To be fair, and like you pointed out, there's a few Texas strip clubs that can compete (The Lodge in Dallas) but the price discrepancy is outrageous. In Montreal you can get bottle service and your own booth at a top notch place for $200, and a "full contact" private dance is $10. At The Lodge you'll be spending at least a grand for the same experience.
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If you like em hot, dirty and cheap, you need to go to the Rio Grande Valley in Texas. I might have seen prettier girls in Dallas (debatable), but they weren't close in value.
 
Khane

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Koushirou_sl said:
I sometimes have trouble staying in position so to speak when getting it from behind, and I have el cheapo sheets. Basically, as soon as I get shoved a little bit forward, if I try to move my arms and push myself back a bit, that next thrust while I'm not really anchored in is probably going to faceplant me into the pillows. That's also the position where I get hit from him going to deep the most, which definitely isn't fun. Not sure if that's actually her problem, but it's definitely worth asking about. Personally, I always want to know if there's something that I can change to give the BF a better time in the bedroom. I really didn't have much experience when we first started dating, so I was always happy to get feedback. You can always frame the question as asking about her having a good time, if that makes it less awkward or whatever.
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She was doing it no matter what position we were in. She even did it when I was going down on her.

But yes I just wanted to have a little conversation and I always appreciate the varying feedback here so I just told my tale.

I plan on coaching her the next time we see each other, I already talked to her a little bit about it after the fact last night.
 
BrotherWu

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Bend her over something like the bed or a chair.

Also, last time I was at a strip club was a few years ago in Vegas while on business with some buddies. I think each of us dropped a couple of hundred or more and I thought it was worth every dime. We had a blast. Not something I'd do on a regular basis but it is kind of fun to be able to pick out any chick in the room and say "You, come over here and shake your titties and rub my weiner." on demand. I mean, what's not to like?

Also went to some clubs in Japan and ended up in one that specialized in Brazilian women....that shit was over the top, even for me. Would not do that again.
 
Fifey

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BrotherWu_sl said:
Not something I'd do on a regular basis but it is kind of fun to be able to pick out any chick in the room and say "You, come over here and shake your titties and rub my weiner." on demand. I mean, what's not to like?.
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How about the fact that you are paying a drug addict 40 dollars to do that? Atleast J49 gets laid for his 40 dollars.
 
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Khane_sl said:
Why would I? Do you wait until the second time you order a sandwich to tell the deli workers what you actually want on it?
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fifey_sl said:
How about the fact that you are paying a drug addict 40 dollars to do that? Atleast J49 gets laid for his 40 dollars.
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I guess I didn't know every stripper is a drug addict. But, just to be clear on the moral quandary, it would have been more acceptable if I had gotten my dick wet in the VIP? The so-called exploitation that occurs in strip clubs is really a two-way street. I have felt not a single ounce of guilt for having visited them a few times in my life, unless guilt feels like a chub.
 
Fifey

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I don't care about the exploitation part of it, I'm just saying it's kind of gross. I've had a couple of lap dances and it's just not for me.

The only time I go to a strip club anymore is every year we have our toys for tots drive on Christmas eve where we all go out and hit the strip clubs so the single mom's can get little jimmy the new Call of Duty.

Also, not every stripper is a drug addict but if she's been in the game for longer than a year, chances are she's got a pill or coke problem. My buddies higher end portland club had to fire half the dancers before cause half of them were escorts on the side.
 
Lendarios

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fifey_sl said:
The only time I go to a strip club anymore is every year we have our toys for tots drive on Christmas eve where we all go out and hit the strip clubs so the single mom's can get little jimmy the new Call of Duty.
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toys for tits?
 
iannis

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OMI43221_sl said:
One suggestion, some women actually do have what's called a shallow vagina. It"s possible there is some discomfort for her and she actually doesn't bother to stay in place because of it. That's a pretty damm awkward conversation but perhaps you're a might to big for her and you just need to figure out how to work that out together.

Now in keeping with the spirit of this thread..
~cues the music~

My mind is tellin' me no but my body, my body's tellin' me yes
Baby, I don't want to hurt nobody
But there is something that I must confess (to you)
I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind
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I mean in my personal experience all sexual awkwardness comes down to the fact that my dick is just too big.

This man speaks sense, listen to him.
 
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