Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Noodleface

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The brady's had a goddamn live-in house keeper. Fuckin family was probably pumping out crystal faster than a meth factory underneath a laundry facility.
 

Kirun

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I still can't believe that people can do this. They just went on a cruise too that he probably paid for. How the hell can you be fucking someone else and making plans to jump ship, but still be perfectly OK with accepting that? How do you get up in the morning on the cruise ship and look in the mirror and say, "Yeah, I'm perfectly fine with what's going on here."
Women will justifyanythingto themselves, even if that decision ends up being completely retarded in hindsight(why do you think so many go crawling back to their exes). They are only further reinforced in these justifications from the huge "feminist" movement(check your man privilege, son), their friends, and an entitlement complex that only keeps getting worse. The irony in these actions, is that they are slowly pricing themselves out of the market. Eventually, things like the Occulus Rift are going to have men saying, "You know what? Fuck this, it isn't worth it..", and load up the most recent pornstar POV video.
 

lindz

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Christ can we take the women hatred back to the engagement ring thread. One thread is enough.

PS Men cheat too.
 

Profundis

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I lived with my best friend for a few years, and it was great. Like chaos, though, it went south because of some crazy psycho bitch. It was kind of inevitable though, as both of our lives were heading towards moving in with our girlfriends and eventual wives (his ex now, though). His just happened to be on the complete opposite of the sanity spectrum than mine. Aside from that, it worked out fine. The place was generally kept in pretty immaculate condition, we played a shitload of NFL Blitz and All Star Baseball 2000 and we ate pizza and drank all the time. Good times.
 

Big Phoenix

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lol @ a couple who both had a kid at a very young age moving in together with two kids who are the same age.

What is the over/under that those two kids won't produce their own teenage pregnancy?
Ive seen it happen before.
 

TrollfaceDeux

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Christ can we take the women hatred back to the engagement ring thread. One thread is enough.

PS Men cheat too.
when women cheat, it is about moving on altogether and building a new refugee for herself.
as is with this case. cheat on him for months, only move out when things are safe for her completely. maybe it's a prince charming syndrome. grass is always greener on the other side. i dunno.

For purely academic reasons, how?
if woman earns more, he will receive alimony. other conditions may probably apply (i.e. give up all property and take up alimony instead).
 

chaos

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My father in law, he supported this woman for years and put her through graduate school. He is a car salesman so it isn't like he's a millionaire, but he is very good with money and had his house paid for. in Destin, FL no less, 2 blocks from the beach. He supported her, her children from another marriage, he distanced some of his family for her, including his ex wife and his daughter by proxy (my wife). Cut to, bitch leaves him for her professor. Moves in with him the very day he finds out about all this shit. And he has to mortgage his house to pay her ass off. Rabble rabble rabble.
 

lindz

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Ok lets tell stories about crummy people. My uncle had been cheating on my aunt for the last three years. He finally got caught in December by two of his daughters. It was his secretary and his daughters used to work part time at his law firm. He tried to deny it for like a month before finally admitting to the affair. Turns out he had been cheating off and throughout their entire 30 year marriage.

Yeah some people are scumbags.
 

chaos

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Just the cheating, I don't know, it is bad and all but it really isn't the end of the world. The stories that really get me is when the person goes the extra mile to fuck up the other person's life after already hurting them or cheating or whatever. People like that are scumbags. People who cheat are just weak, or have a lot of opportunity.
 

Kirun

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Ok lets tell stories about crummy people. My uncle had been cheating on my aunt for the last three years. He finally got caught in December by two of his daughters. It was his secretary and his daughters used to work part time at his law firm. He tried to deny it for like a month before finally admitting to the affair. Turns out he had been cheating off and throughout their entire 30 year marriage.

Yeah some people are scumbags.
How much alimony did he get on top of it?
 

Fifey

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Ok lets tell stories about crummy people. My uncle had been cheating on my aunt for the last three years. He finally got caught in December by two of his daughters. It was his secretary and his daughters used to work part time at his law firm. He tried to deny it for like a month before finally admitting to the affair. Turns out he had been cheating off and throughout their entire 30 year marriage.

Yeah some people are scumbags.
 

Heylel

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I have a feeling my father is about to do something very foolish. He's asked me to sign a power of attorney tomorrow, and he has a court date Monday on late alimony again. He also just had his passport renewed.

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