You don't have to worry about that anymore since I know where you live now and haven't done anything creepy that you know about!
Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
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You don't have to worry about that anymore since I know where you live now and haven't done anything creepy that you know about!
Noodleface
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The only saving grace here is my wife has been a bit more adventurous lately in the bedroom.
Maybe it's just all the stuff she learned fromPicasso KFC guy
Maybe it's just all the stuff she learned from
My wife does 80% of housework and yardwork and works full time but we've been married less than A year with no kids. It's like groundhog day, i wake up and all my shit seems to be folded and put away every morning.
I predict it will slowly die off until we're living in a trailer full of empty Campbells soup cans with more kids than beds.
I predict it will slowly die off until we're living in a trailer full of empty Campbells soup cans with more kids than beds.
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lindz
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This was my life. I don't think my husband has ever, in the time we've been married, done a load of laundry or cleaned a bathroom.
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Noodleface
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Arative
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My wife and I share the cleaning duties but I do my laundry and she does her. I learned a while ago, not to do hers because there are so many different rules, this one needs to air dry, these don't need fabric softener. I got two loads of clothes, darks and whites.
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Lol i tried to help out one time. Put a bunch of bras in the dryer, i still don't understand why this is bad but there was a horrific reaction.
Soygen
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Plot twist: Picasso is the creepy guy who keeps "popping up" and talking to Noodle's wife.
Noodleface
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I dont even go that far, maybe this is why all my shit is a pale shade of gray.
I really can't think of any other members that are middle aged losers with weird woman issues and live with their mom in Massachusetts.
Cad
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I usually don't start the laundry, but I have to go move it from washer to dryer usually, and take it out of the dryer and fold it. If she washed the sheets I'll go make the bed.
Most of the cleaning stuff I'm "not allowed" to do because I do a "shitty job". Haha. But my wife is a stage 5 clean freak. When we bought our house I hired a team to come give it a deep cleaning, 5 people spent 10 hours a day scrubbing everything, cleaning everything, it was insane. On the third day my wife showed up and about flipped out about what a crap job they were doing and stayed there and directed them what to clean and how to do it, I ended up paying for a fourth day too. Haha. What am I gonna do, complain things are too clean? She doesn't make me do it.
But I do 99% of activities with the kids, I feed them, take them to sports games, take them to friends houses if needed (most are close enough to walk/bike), help them with homework, talk to teachers, check on grades, monitor computer/ipad usage, shit like that. So if you asked which of us does most of the housework, I'd definitely say my wife. She cooks for the week on Sunday too. But I'm much more involved with the family and day-to-day operations of the house. Its a split that works for us because she can't stand how I clean and I don't like how she treats the kids most of the time.
Chanur
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Cad
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Yea my wife doesn't let people come over often, and has anxiety and acts bitchy the whole time they are there and then flips out when they leave and cleans everything.
But she's perfectly normal when we go to other people's house. Haha. It'd be hilarious and probably irritating if I wasn't so used to seeing it.
You do get used to a clean house though. I am disgusted by the filthy hovels most people live in since I've gotten used to everything being in its place and everything being spotless (even if I didn't put it there.)
Gavinmad
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