Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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moonarchia

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a_skeleton_03 said:
Bacon is what lazy cooks use because they don't know how to add flavor to their food.

Anything eaten with bacon in it tastes only like bacon.

Bacon mashed potatoes? Nope, mashed bacon with a potato garnish.
Bacon cheeseburger? Nope, bacon patty with a bun.

It overwhelms any food to the detriment of the meal.
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If you're doing it wrong, maybe. Bacon does have a flavor, but it doesn't overwhelm everything, and if cooked crispy adds a nice texture.
 
Deathwing

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consensus said:
this is actually a good way to describe bacon....bacon is just a fatty part of pork that gets thrown out because nobody wants it until someone decided to market it into bacon... it is just pork fat wrapped in salt.

in other cultures, you can use pork belly for variety of recipes.
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Good to see trollface back, but your game is a bit rusty.
 
moonarchia

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Mrs. Gravy said:
1. I am 51 but youthful.
2. I enjoy/will try anything from the ocean save medical waste and oil spill detritus
3. Greens are best with pork bacon
(turkey or beef or veggie bacon are not bacon)
4. I keep thinking of rapid fire questions now: " Boxers or briefs?! Spit or swallow?! Bald or bush?!"
All of you entertain the hell out of me.
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1. Show us your something or other!
2. Obviously you're not from NJ.
3. What other bacons are there?
4. Yes, in your face, and bald (headed, right?)
 
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Aldarion

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Once, in a relatively high end hotel in the Philippines, I ordered bacon and eggs. These motherfuckers served some kind of sheep or goat "bacon". It sure as shit wasnt bacon (i.e. smoked, salt cured, pork belly). Worst of all it wasnt even cooked crisp. Picture a limp, room temperature thin strip of mutton. Sad.

I was like motherfucker its not even a Muslim country. I expect (and get) this shit in the middle east. But the Philippines? The main religions in the philippines are half assed catholicism, underage prostitution, and absurd over-prosecution of minor drug offenses. None of these justify using mutton or some shit in place of bacon.

When the clash between Civilization and Islam finally comes to a head, a false-bacon related offense will be the precipitating event.
 
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Noodleface

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I don't eat any seafood period. There I said it, please bring the hate. Call me a scumbag. Tell me there's no way I've tried everything and hate it all. Tell me I'm a piece of shit. Please
 
ZyyzYzzy

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Noodleface said:
I don't eat any seafood period. There I said it, please bring the hate. Call me a scumbag. Tell me there's no way I've tried everything and hate it all. Tell me I'm a piece of shit. Please
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No. I will not do such a thing. I don't want you touching yourself to my hurty words
 
Aldarion

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Noodleface said:
I don't eat any seafood period. There I said it, please bring the hate. Call me a scumbag. Tell me there's no way I've tried everything and hate it all. Tell me I'm a piece of shit. Please
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I'm kinda curious what the "gotcha" will be, but not curious enough
 
Zaara

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Aldarion said:
I'm kinda curious what the "gotcha" will be, but not curious enough
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Fuck you, Noodle. Leprauchaun fag. Super taster, are you kidding me. That's something that the GMO industry and your keepers made up to sell you more fucking cancer quinoa 'superfoods' to fill your fat fucking hole with. Piece of shit scumbag. There's no way you've tried everything and hate it all.

..Yeah actually now that you mention it that took a little longer to type than expected
 
Mrs. Gravy

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Cilantro love it or hate it....does asparagus make your urine stink, is bacon its own food group?

I am going to start my own online dating site using the questions generated in this thread.



In other news, it is my contention that poor people food (read: what I have had aplenty) becomes the hot trend and then for some...a staple. examples: pork neck bones (which, Incidentally are best in sauerkraut with the tail), bone marrow ffs, ox tail, and chicken wings...plus flank and skirt steak and lowly parts of creatures used for bbq...in addition of course, to pork belly that may or may not be cured and or smoked.

Also, when I ask myself...WWGD, showing my something or others is on the no-go list.

Carry on.
 
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Khane

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The Bacon Boom Was Not an Accident

Last couple years, restaurants have jumped on pork neck bones because they were so cheap. Now, they are so-so now.

Bacon is just a salt stick. There are no reasons to eat it other than to fill yourself for sodium and call it an American meal.
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Why eat salami? Why eat pepperoni? Why eat any cured meat at all?

Get outta here dude.
 
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Swagdaddy

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When I was a little kid I would go to the local butcher and buy little plastic tubs of raw pepperoni slices

So gud
 
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