Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Noodleface

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My wife eats a lot of weird shit. It doesn't put a strain on the marriage but she doesn't get it. I feel a lot of guys think this is a joke or troll but I just don't like a lot of food. That's it.

She always tries to make these weird dishes with vegetables and crazy shit and I have to remind her I hate zucchini and squash and she complains like I'm a little kid just like you said.

Im old enough to know I'm tired of trying to "get used to it" or like when people say beer taste grows on you. For me it doesn't.
 
Mures

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Yeah, you haven't seen the episode of andrew zimmern where he eats the zucchini?

I didn't like a lot of food at 320 lbs either noodle, ironically enough.
 
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Cad

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My wife is a goddamn diet saboteur... I don't get it. She'll rail on fat people and she has no trouble not eating bad foods, but she'll come home from the store with 5 bags of chips, boxes of cookies, giant bag of gummy bears and say "it's for the kids" when I'm the one that ends up eating half of it cuz I work at home sometimes and it's hard to resist if I walk by the pantry 20 times a day.

She'll also yell at the kids for eating chips which is hilarious because she's the one who buys it. She'll yell at them but then also get mad if I tell her not to buy it because "its for the kids, they need to be able to snack some" ...

Women, start making sense please
 
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Soygen

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alavaz said:
I she was asking how it affects the relationship when you super taste the vagina.
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Haast

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Cad said:
she'll come home from the store with 5 bags of chips, boxes of cookies, giant bag of gummy bears and say "it's for the kids" when I'm the one that ends up eating half of it cuz I work at home sometimes and it's hard to resist if I walk by the pantry 20 times a day.
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Cad confirmed landwhale. At least he can afford a Rascal.
 
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Soygen

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I look forward to your episode of My 500 lb Life, Cad. Your wife will be sneaking you bags of chips in the bariatric clinic.
 
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Leadsalad

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I like pickles a lot. But squash that isn't turned into a pumpkin pie or cucumber in water is just pointless. They taste like crunchy or squishy water fiber. Why should I be eating something that could have been a carrot or a tomato or anything else?
 
Soygen

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Don't hate on my zoodles, son.

Someone needs to get cheated on or something and get this thread back on track.
 
Khane

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Leadsalad said:
I like pickles a lot. But squash that isn't turned into a pumpkin pie or cucumber in water is just pointless. They taste like crunchy or squishy water fiber. Why should I be eating something that could have been a carrot or a tomato or anything else?
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Butternut Squash? Acorn Squash? Man... it's like you people have never even tried anything.
 
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