Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Soygen said:
Khane, just because you don't like the results of your honesty, doesn't mean the women didn't want that honesty. Your being honest allowed them to make the choice to move on(or vice versa). Eventually(maybe), you'll find one who agrees with whatever it is you're telling them. Being honest and ending a relationship is just as important as honesty that would strengthen one.
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You'll get no argument from me about that. In the long run the honesty makes everyone's lives a lot less messy. But I'm referring to how they act in that moment.
 
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Soygen said:
Khane, just because you don't like the results of your honesty, doesn't mean the women didn't want that honesty. Your being honest allowed them to make the choice to move on(or vice versa). Eventually(maybe), you'll find one who agrees with whatever it is you're telling them. Being honest and ending a relationship is just as important as honesty that would strengthen one.
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I think this is the first non-shitpost I've ever seen you make, impressive.
 
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Cad said:
I think this is the first non-shitpost I've ever seen you make, impressive.
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What?! I've made several non-shitposts in this thread. I'm serious about choking your S.O.
 
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Khane

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Cad, can't you be an adult for 5 seconds? This is the grown up section
 
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Khane said:
Cad, can't you be an adult for 5 seconds? This is the grown up section
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Oh, is it? I thought it was the I've never had a relationship longer than 3 months but I want to give marital advice section.

Or maybe it's the I've never used a computer but let me give coding advice section.

Or maybe it's the I've never had sex but try these 5 weird tips to have amazing sex section.

All equally valid right?
 
Khane

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My uncle has this donkey... he's had this donkey for 20 years. Every year I wait for it to turn into a stud, since he's been a donkey for so long, paid his donkey dues. And yet, every year he's still a donkey.
 
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Guys, guys...let's leave the shitposting to me, please.
 
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Khane said:
My uncle has this donkey... he's had this donkey for 20 years. Every year I wait for it to turn into a stud, since he's been a donkey for so long, paid his donkey dues. And yet, every year he's still a donkey.
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Probably waiting for you to not drive a woman away in three months first.
 
Khane

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"You must spread some shitposting around before you can let Soygen shitpost again"
 
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"Guys guys... I've read about marriage before, so you should totally take my advice"
 
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Soygen said:
Guys, guys...let's leave the shitposting to me, please.
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My wife said her lack of sex drive may be her birth control.

What are the odds she's plotting baby crazy long cons. Turning 30 in a month, coincidence? Who can I trust? Where can i find enough au pairs to watch a baby full time?

I'm reeling.
 
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Picasso3 said:
My wife said her lack of sex drive may be her birth control.

What are the odds she's plotting baby crazy long cons. Turning 30 in a month, coincidence? Who can I trust? Where can i find enough au pairs to watch a baby full time?

I'm reeling.
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Does she want a kid? Have you talked about having kids?
 
Cad

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Real talk, hormone based birth control does completely drive women batshit. When my wife took it she was off the chain. You might try one of the non-hormonal birth controls and see if that works for you.
 
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She says she doesn't, but then brings them up. I have stated my position as I'd like to wait until I'm 30 (1.8 years) and reevaluate.
 
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Cad said:
Real talk, hormone based birth control does completely drive women batshit. When my wife took it she was off the chain. You might try one of the non-hormonal birth controls and see if that works for you.
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Khane Khane is this accurate
 
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Picasso3 said:
She says she doesn't, but then brings them up. I have stated my position as I'd like to wait until I'm 30 (1.8 years) and reevaluate.
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Tell her to get a tubal ligation if she doesn't want kids. That'll test whether thats bullshit or not.
 
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