Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Hoss

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Cad said:
Probably waiting for you to not drive a woman away in three months first.
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In his defense, my longest relationship before I met my wife was 3 months too. So he might not be too far off from having it figured out.

Picasso3 said:
She has nuvaring.
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The ring can do it too. I know of a girl IRL who got depressed enough to need happy pills when she went on the ring, then got better when she stopped it.
 
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If sex was so unbearable as your wife puts it I would just pleasure myself, even if I were a woman. Maybe she thinks she's making you happy but she isn't.

My wife told me we couldn't do doggy style because God knows what reason and I wanted to throw my hands up and say "then what's the point"

That was short lived.
 
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Khane

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Hoss said:
In his defense, my longest relationship before I met my wife was 3 months too. So he might not be too far off from having it figured out.



The ring can do it too. I know of a girl IRL who got depressed enough to need happy pills when she went on the ring, then got better when she stopped it.
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In my defense? Cad is a moron. It should be in his defense. My longest relationship was almost 4 years.

The only difference between you married men and me is you "pick your battles" better than I do. And that's only if we're conceding that's an important feature of a personality in this game called life. And I don't think it is. I'm perfectly content being single for the rest of my life.
 
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Soygen

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Being married is hardly a qualifier for discussion in this thread. I'm pretty sure I've been with my girlfriend longer than Picasso has known his wife, for instance.
 
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Noodleface said:
If sex was so unbearable as your wife puts it I would just pleasure myself, even if I were a woman. Maybe she thinks she's making you happy but she isn't.

My wife told me we couldn't do doggy style because God knows what reason and I wanted to throw my hands up and say "then what's the point"

That was short lived.
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From what i understand there are about 43 different ways that sex hurts her. Finding the right angle, penetration depth, and exterior slap intensity at a rate between 1.5 and 2 hertz produces and orgasm in about 45 seconds. Anything else, stare out the window or piggy squeels.

More seriously: we're going to try no nuvaring for a while and go from there. She's been on bc so long she's not sure what it could have changed.
 
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Soygen

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Picasso3 said:
More seriously: we're going to try no nuvaring for a while and go from there. She's been on bc so long she's not sure what it could have changed.
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I look forward to your posts in the parenting thread, P.
 
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Khane

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Picasso3 said:
From what i understand there are about 43 different ways that sex hurts her. Finding the right angle, penetration depth, and exterior slap intensity at a rate between 1.5 and 2 hertz produces and orgasm in about 45 seconds. Anything else, stare out the window or piggy squeels.

More seriously: we're going to try no nuvaring for a while and go from there. She's been on bc so long she's not sure what it could have changed.
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Love hertz
 
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Soygen said:
Being married is hardly a qualifier for discussion in this thread. I'm pretty sure I've been with my girlfriend longer than Picasso has known his wife, for instance.
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You just don't understand man. When you put on that ring, wisdom, maturity, financial prowess, how to live bj free, it all washes over you by the awful grace of God.
 
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Noodleface

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It's OK picasso. I'd take 45 seconds over a wife that has never orgasmed, either by sex or manually. Yeah...
 
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Soygen said:
Was it your wife who never masturbated?
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iannis

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Next time you two have a vacation together you need to get some weed. If she can't get off high then I just don't know. Weed doesn't disturb you circulation like alcohol does and it will help to mitigate any deep inhibitions she might not even know she has. And if it doesn't work then you've learned something equally valuable.

I'm not really kidding. That's a very shitty problem for her to have, and its not so great for you either.
 
Cad

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Picasso3 said:
From what i understand there are about 43 different ways that sex hurts her. Finding the right angle, penetration depth, and exterior slap intensity at a rate between 1.5 and 2 hertz produces and orgasm in about 45 seconds. Anything else, stare out the window or piggy squeels.

More seriously: we're going to try no nuvaring for a while and go from there. She's been on bc so long she's not sure what it could have changed.
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If she's not always been like this, then there's something going on in her head, and not just hormones, although maybe hormones are a contributor. If it didn't always hurt, then she's just not into it for (reasons.) You need to discover what those reasons are. And it may or may not make sense in any way.
 
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If she's not always been like this, then there's something going on in her head, and not just hormones, although maybe hormones are a contributor. If it didn't always hurt, then she's just not into it for (reasons.) You need to discover what those reasons are. And it may or may not make sense in any way.
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Nuvaring causes internal pussy irritation.
 
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Khane said:
Your marriage is nothing like Deathwing's or Picasso's or a_skeleton_03's or anyone else here who is married. So your opinion on their marriage matters exactly the same as mine.
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Not really. Your opinion isn't worthless but I would automatically take a married (or divorced) person's opinion with a lot more weight than someone who has not had a long term relationship at that level.

I seem to remember you haven't even had a real long term relationship, I could be wrong.

If I wanted to know how to catch a new woman, what the dating scene is like, or maybe even general sex tips then I would come to you. We have different strengths and weaknesses. Your opinion will be worth less in certain areas.
 
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