Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Kirun

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Lets crowd source her tasks for tomorrow.

I need

One physical activity like exercising.
One Domestic activity (Cleaning etc)
Something embarrassing to do to enforce the submissive role
Something sexual to do can be tied in with the other ones.
Something mentally simulating to destroy the liberal mental block.

Mrs. Gravy Mrs. Gravy as a woman you are probably the most sadistic person on this board I'll give you a first pick.

Physical activity - Make her deadlift grocery bags (that contain ingredients for a meal she's going to cook you) in grannie panties.
Domestic activity - Have hear clean the toilets with an old toothbrush.
Embarrassing - Have her drink all her fluids for the day from a dog bowl/dish.
Sexual - Make her toss your salad.
Mentally stimulating - Amazon.com: Maps of Meaning: The Architecture of Belief (9780415922227): Jordan B. Peterson: Books
 

a_skeleton_02

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Physical activity - Make her deadlift grocery bags (that contain ingredients for a meal she's going to cook you) in grannie panties.
Domestic activity - Have hear clean the toilets with an old toothbrush.
Embarrassing - Have her drink all her fluids for the day from a dog bowl/dish.
Sexual - Make her toss your salad.
Mentally stimulating - Amazon.com: Maps of Meaning: The Architecture of Belief (9780415922227): Jordan B. Peterson: Books

Sounds like a plan.

I won't see her tomorrow so I'll replace the sex part with some good old belt action on the nethers.
 

Mrs. Gravy

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So, pretty sure this sealed the deal with new man...I was busy with something and thought I would show him what.

i**image edited because I felt bad :(
 
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Leadsalad

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I, uh, I preferred the illusion?

And I mean no disrespect. But I want the n00ds of women I don't know on the internets. Since you friend zoned us, it's all too real now, you're like a sister to us!

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Mrs. Gravy

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I, uh, I preferred the illusion?

And I mean no disrespect. But I want the n00ds of women I don't know on the internets. Since you friend zoned us, it's all too real now, you're like a sister to us!
I thought I didn't give a fuck, but apparently I do; so edited. :(
I can't win here...
 

Khane

Got something right about marriage
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I have good genetics too, but I've overcome them by living a life of decadence.
 
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Senaiel

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Oh honey, you probably just saved a lot of people from losing their lunch.

(thanks S Senaiel for thinking my body doesn't look old --- I have good genetics and I am physically active)

No one was gonna lose their lunch, some may have asked for dessert. Leadsalad pleaded for negs and he shall receive!