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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
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Would be hard in a dorm with a bunch of other people she goes to class with.
That would be something when shes over for the weekend, Good Idea i'm putting it in my pocket.
Noodleface
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Funnily enough that was my first thought
'hah make her clean off your $1500 dining room table covered with shit'
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Mrs. Gravy
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Mrs. Gravy as a woman you are probably the most sadistic person on this board I'll give you a first pick.
You are sweet for saying so, but as a woman, I find myself to be more masochistic on this board.
jk...I am very fond of all of you....or most of you...or at least some of you.
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I have to live vicariously through you for awhile.
The doc told us we couldn't have sex for awhile because my wife's cervix is 'tender'
The doc told us we couldn't have sex for awhile because my wife's cervix is 'tender'
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Lets crowd source her tasks for tomorrow.
I need
One physical activity like exercising.
One Domestic activity (Cleaning etc)
Something embarrassing to do to enforce the submissive role
Something sexual to do can be tied in with the other ones.
Something mentally simulating to destroy the liberal mental block.
Will you be witnessing all of these things?
Exercise. Splits, pushups, and when she's more advanced, make her take yoga classes.
Domestic Activity: Cooking, or taking a cooking class if she sucks at it. Laundry. Bathing you. I don't know, none of those really sounds like they should be included in this.
Embarassing. Wear a dog collar. Do anything else on the list nude. Pose for nude pictures.
Sexual. Pretty much everything I've said has been sexual in my mind.
Mental stuff. We already talked about books, so in addition to that, introduce her to tijuana bibles and make her write one for you.
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Most of this is remote since she is at school or her family for the most part until january. I need stuff to keep her in line.
I've done that, My last girl would do anything I would just go to the internet and try and top her. I never did.
Mrs. Gravy
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I either answer yes or no, one is a lie....I choose therefore to not answer.
Did you watch Dudley Do-right cartoons as a child?
You liked to be kidnapped and tied down to railroad tracks?
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Zaara
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Had some professional/social dealings with a girl who was apparently into the same shit that Miss a_skeleton_02 does. Tell you what, it's a little embarrassing from a professional standpoint to go around PAX, being introduced to people by a lady wearing a dog collar.
Her and her boyfriend spent a while shopping for remote-controlled vibrators, I guess the ones you can tape on so you can wear them under your clothes. Look into that?
Her and her boyfriend spent a while shopping for remote-controlled vibrators, I guess the ones you can tape on so you can wear them under your clothes. Look into that?
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Mrs. Gravy
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Again, not answering...but I respect your persistence.
That being stated, for some reason, you remind me of Snidely Whiplash. ...ergo my question.
Would love to stay and not answer more questions but I have a metric ton of work to do.