Noodleface
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You made no mistake. People are idiots.Only if you are folding laundry though...apparently that is where I made my mistake.
I didn't see it either way
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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
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Mrs. Gravy
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I am having the house guests do the decorating. The kids are 7, 5 and almost 2 and I like their joyful decorating style!
It has been super fun having them here. Since G and I weren't able to have children, getting to be around these littles has been wonderful.
It has been super fun having them here. Since G and I weren't able to have children, getting to be around these littles has been wonderful.
I don't have much in the way of family and I suffer from seasonal depression so Christmas is the fucking worst.
I'm already biting the heads off everyone at work because we are covered in Christmas shit.
I'm already biting the heads off everyone at work because we are covered in Christmas shit.
kegkilla
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Noodleface
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Paint her green and make her hold ornaments in the corner while you invite guests over for a holiday party
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Can't even do that, she will be at her parents until after new years.
I'll be alone like usual.
Namon
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Yeah as much as a cool idea real trees seem on paper, they are in reality a major pain in the ass. And we have two huge dogs and a schizophrenic cat with ADHD, so needles would end up in places needles were not meant to go. As it is now, it's fun trying to guess where the plastic ornament went that just got knocked into orbit by animal horseplay just based off of the sounds of it ricocheting off of everything during its descent.
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ZyyzYzzy
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Good thing you are a racist asshole, or else people might feel bad about your sad existence
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Halloween-Christmas is my favorite time of year by far. It's basically the only stretch of time my mood is dramatically on the uptick, especially closer to Christmas. Also, how can you fucking guys get fake tree's? I don't even..
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I'm not looking for pity it's not that i'm "alone" I just dont have family so family holidays are just normal days for me.
I mean I could breed some half breed mutants to "worship" me.
Also no personal attacks in Grown up forum Z
ZyyzYzzy
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Should invite razor and wrist over for xmas, or take a trip to Colorado
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Mrs. Gravy
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Combination of things...but we decided to not spend thousands of dollars we didn't have to pursue it. Additionally G's health and depression also played a role in deciding whether or not to have a family.
I get to be the fun Aunt so it's not so bad.
Soygen
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Hoss
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So, pretty sure this sealed the deal with new man...I was busy with something and thought I would show him what.
i**image edited because I felt bad
Did't get to see it. Can someone at least give me a detailed description of what she showed him?
Also, what does seal the deal mean? Sex is imminent, or he ran like a scalded dog?
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Hoss
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Love christmas more than anyone else I know, and if it weren't for my wife, we wouldn't even have a fake tree. Back when I was a bachelor i didn't bother with trees, lights or any decorations at all. Now my wife and daughter just generally like decorating, so I tolerate it.
They sell that in a can.
Hoss
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Go to a local charity and adopt an underprivileged family for christmas. You can make sure they're white if you're slick about it (since that's probably important to you). The place I go through gives me their names.
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Soygen
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I know. It's what I use when I can't get a shower in after the gym.
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Mrs. Gravy
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Reclined on floral sheets, shot from phone camera with my right hand from belly button downward. In frame, braceleted left arm, lower belly, hips, open legs, left hand two fingers not wholly visible due to their location inside black panties.
Sex is imminent.
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