Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Mrs. Gravy

Mrs. Gravy

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I have worn a haz. mat. suit and been through Screenshots. Pretty sure I am educated about a few things.
 
Mrs. Gravy

Mrs. Gravy

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Omi43221 said:
I'm suprised there isn't more discussion about a_skeleton_02 list. I'm religiously opposed to number 5
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Honestly, I could not get past the mixed symbols for "without". It is the only thing I even remember from the once-read list.
 
Noodleface

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If I were a single man and a woman sent me a pic like that there would be no question about sealing a deal because I would have instantly driven over to seal it. No amount of obligations would've stopped me
 
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Soygen

Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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Whoa, man. My lizard brain is a decent size.
 
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chaos

chaos

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Yeah. Every now and then you have to jerk off in your car outside a Curves to really understand how low it is possible to sink.
 
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Hoss

Hoss

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I got one of those pics one time in the middle of a raid. I was the fucking guild leader, how could I leave?

I paid for that decision, but I still wound up sexxing it up with her. So I guess the price wasn't that high.
 
Big_w_powah

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Hoss said:
I got one of those pics one time in the middle of a raid. I was the fucking guild leader, how could I leave?

I paid for that decision, but I still wound up sexxing it up with her. So I guess the price wasn't that high.
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Confirmed gay
 
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ZyyzYzzy

ZyyzYzzy

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Soygen said:
Pussy is easy to get. Ton Po's Mystical Pouch took me like 30 Plane of Time clears to get! That chick is waiting for Rallos Zek, at the very least.
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I got my guilds first Ton Po's as a rogue because I hated our 2 monks. God I got such a boner
 
Crone

Crone

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Conflicted. Sad I missed the Mrs. Gravy Mrs. Gravy picture, but even happier to get a text description. I can't be the only one that frequents literotica? Hmm...
 
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iannis

iannis

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Noodleface said:
The fuck man if my wife said she'd want to fuck I'd instantly shut down the game

ZyyzYzzy ZyyzYzzy would know what happened now
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"Sex, gonna log. Cya fags" is ALWAYS a valid excuse to bunk a raid.

Bros before ho's, yes. That's the commonly cited rule, but the less quoted ancillary is "poon before toon."
 
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