Chanur
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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Noodleface
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Guess who's in the silent land again. We did a family portrait session with her family. Guess who didn't vote on the picture that was my wife's favorite.
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Make up for it by taking pictures of her asshole and posting them here. Allow her to vote on which is her favourite.
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Mrs. Gravy
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Well, I don't find myself particularly physically attractive; perhaps the plain side of pretty at best. My body is okie dokie for my age, I am slender and still remarkably bendy. But, I am a rather friendly person. I tend to touch/hug people once I have become acquainted with them; I love to laugh, I love to ask people about themselves and get them to tell me their stories and I am sincerely interested in their answers. People always have a story to tell and something to teach me - even chump and non chump other dude. I think that my sincerity towards others is my key attractive feature that and I am a load of fun.
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iannis
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You're already in the top 10% of "physically attractive". Don't get big headed, but don't sell yourself short.
Mister "Lets see if Mrs. Gravy can bend THIS way" isn't doing it out of charity.
p.s. @a_skeleton_02 is ripped.
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Mrs. Gravy
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So will try to follow advice and cut off contact. *sigh* I hate being mean...fucking hate it; unless it is deserved and in this case, it is just sad, but I can't take in every stray I find.
Haha - funny you should say that because Mister bent me in a new way tonight and I liked it a lot. I feel like such a noob - it is so much fun!
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TrollfaceDeux
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think you may be a beta magnet.
I would think friending a woman like yourself would be an awesome asset for the long run (bitch about stuff). too bad these faggots don't see it that way.
EDIT reminds me of this one secretary. .she got preggo and it was awesome until she decided to tell everyone she was preggo.
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Noodleface
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TrollfaceDeux
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i can't be friends with women cuz eventually they all fall in love with me and I gotta deal with the fallout
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iannis
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Mrs. Gravy
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Yeah well, it's hard for me to not unless I am aware it will hurt your bubble then I keep away. So - no touching - is a handshake upon departure from a lunch where we each paid separately ok or is that still too much? What if I don't wash my hands first?
moonarchia
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Kirun
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No, it just takes a man who isn't a social imbecile.
That's why you escalate a conversation to a "sexual" nature with a woman you want to bone relatively quickly. If she's obviously creeped out/revolted/otherwise weird about it, she isn't interested and sees you as a "friend"(hence, "friend zone"). A woman who wouldn't mind your penis inside of her will have zero problems goading you on.
Now, that doesn't mean you can't still fuck up later on in the conversation/interaction and not be the guy she thought/hoped you were, but her willingly talking sexually with/about you is about the biggest indicator of sexual interest you can get aside from her just tearing your pants off.
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Feien
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So, I've been dating this girl for a few months now. Things are going pretty well, despite the fact that it's a long distance relationship (different continent type of distance) but despite that I've been able to visit her, and she has come to visit me, and end up having a very nice time together. Sure, she's given me a bit of grief two or three times about some stupid detail (like how I couldn't tell she had been a bit worried about some problem I wasn't even aware of), so she's not perfect, but it's never been something that has set off a major red flag warning yet.
And yet, I don't know why, I feel like she's been lying to me or hiding something from me. I don't know what about, but something. Something in my gut is telling me to be weary, but I have absolute zero evidence for this or anything like it. Fuck!
Anyway, I thought I'd get that off my chest, and as a possible introduction to some bigger story.
And yet, I don't know why, I feel like she's been lying to me or hiding something from me. I don't know what about, but something. Something in my gut is telling me to be weary, but I have absolute zero evidence for this or anything like it. Fuck!
Anyway, I thought I'd get that off my chest, and as a possible introduction to some bigger story.
iannis
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LDRs are like that. only ever had one, and it was with a woman who I'd known well for a while and she moved away. I got to feeling that way too, and I had even LESS reason.
You gotta talk to her about that or it will fester and fuck you up.
I dunno if she's lying to you or not. It's more about you not driving yourself insane than its about her.
You gotta talk to her about that or it will fester and fuck you up.
I dunno if she's lying to you or not. It's more about you not driving yourself insane than its about her.
Noodleface
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Hi you must be new here. Why don't you grab a beer from our fridge and hang out
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Feien
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