Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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"After providing several false statements to law enforcement officers and impeding the investigation by providing false information...," prosecutors said in a statement Thursday.
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Why on earth would she do such a thing!?
 
Hoss

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We had that argument (nowhere near a cliff). I won't bore you with all the details, but it finally got settled when she found one of these duct taped to the toilet.

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Lejina

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Speaking of toilet, apparently I'm the only guy who turned the eternal toilet argument on its head. I put the lid down when I'm done. Not just the seat, the whole thing down. When a girlfriend makes a comment I point out that, unless she puts the lid down, every time she flushes, the vortex sprays shit and piss particles everywhere, on her toothbrush and all.
 
Tarrant

Tarrant

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This morning

Wife: Why didn't we have sex last night?

Me: *stops what I'm doing* Huh? I didn't know you were in the mood.

Her: Well I invited you into bed to watch TV with me.

Me: We watch TV every night.

Her: Well this we different.

Me: Huh? How?

Her: Just forget it. *walks out of room*

Me: Huh?
 
Tarrant

Tarrant

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When women are in the mood they need to not resort to covert signals and code akin to windtalkers and just make a move themselves.
 
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