Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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TrollfaceDeux

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how naked are you, lindz, in front of your children?
1 out of 5.
1. Top
2. Top/Bottom
3. Bra
4. Panty
5. Shaved pubs.
 
chaos

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To take it in maybe a less weird direction, maybe... I read once that children seeing their opposite sex parents naked can be damaging. It was in one of those "What to expect" books. I don't remember it getting into what "damaging" means beyond saying how they were able to measure arousal of children who saw their opposite sex parents naked. Ick.
 
lindz

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I think it really depends on the child. My opinion is when you start recognizing the need for privacy in your child, or when nudity is starting to make them uncomfortable, then you respect that. We don't have one of those naked houses or anything, we just don't lock doors when in the shower or getting dressed.

I've read studies that say it should stop by the time they are three and others that say it isn't a big deal unless it makes the kids uncomfortable. Who knows, seems to be a lot of differing opinions.

We should probably continue this tangent in the parent thread though.
 
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lindz_sl said:
I think it really depends on the child. My opinion is when you start recognizing the need for privacy in your child, or when nudity is starting to make them uncomfortable, then you respect that. We don't have one of those naked houses or anything, we just don't lock doors when in the shower or getting dressed.

I've read studies that say it should stop by the time they are three and others that say it isn't a big deal unless it makes the kids uncomfortable. Who knows, seems to be a lot of differing opinions.

We should probably continue this tangent in the parent thread though.
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when i was a kid, my mom used to bring me to woman's public bath. I don't remember any tits, which is good cuz all the tits were mid and late 30 housewives tits. I remember the place though.
 
Big Phoenix

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Well parents on youtube certainly dont have trouble exposing their kids to all natural childbirths.
 
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When I walk around naked and my dog is home I feel a little weird. With a kid I'd probably feel weirder. Who am I to give any sort of advice on parenting though.. I'll probably end up with some mongoloid that eats nothing but canned peaches.
 
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I close the bathroom door even when home alone. Mostly cause of cats that think any dangling object is something to jump and claw at , no desire to have 17 pounds of cat swinging from the twig n berries
 
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I don't have a problem with nakedness, I just don't see the need to walk around naked around my 7 year old daughter. We teach privacy in our home because I think that extends beyond the home (don't want her to think it's ok to walk in on anyone in the bathroom the same way she shouldn't have people walking in on her).
 
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If I had a tight tight tight beach bod and a huge cock I would probably walk around my house naked all the time too.
 
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chaos_sl said:
To take it in maybe a less weird direction, maybe... I read once that children seeing their opposite sex parents naked can be damaging. It was in one of those "What to expect" books. I don't remember it getting into what "damaging" means beyond saying how they were able to measure arousal of children who saw their opposite sex parents naked. Ick.
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Adam Carolla says that you should make a point of letting your kids see your dick in a "leather" state one time around age 6 or 7 because then they will grow up believing that their Dad has a huge dick.
 
Deathwing

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In Chicago? Enjoy your heating bill.


"leather", heh, never heard it described that way. Half chub? Half mast?
 
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Noodleface

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Anecdotal in relation to the Adam Corrolla joke. I remember being around 4 and spent the week at my uncle's place. He didn't have a bath, just a shower, and being a kid I didn't know how to use it. His idea was to just shower me with him at the same time, pretty typical stuff. I think I caught him in a "leather" phase as well, because I grew up thinking my uncle had the biggest dick in the world.
 
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Deathwing_sl said:
"leather", heh, never heard it described that way. Half chub? Half mast?
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Yeah basically, it's the state you want it in for a non-erect dick pic. As engorged as it can get without starting to stand up.
 
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Noodleface_sl said:
When I walk around naked and my dog is home I feel a little weird. With a kid I'd probably feel weirder. Who am I to give any sort of advice on parenting though.. I'll probably end up with some mongoloid that eats nothing but canned peaches.
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Peaches come in a CAN
they are put there by a MAN
in a factory downtown.

Goin to the country,
gonna eat a lot of peaches.



I've known people that were raised in "naked around the house" homes. That shit is weird. It makes for strange children that grow into strange adults. It's not a moral flaw, it's not a social problem. It's just weird. Put some damn clothes on!

Opposite sex children should not bathe together past the ages of 8 or 9 years old, though. Unless you're homesteading the prairie or something. That one does have the potential to break them as adults.
 
Deathwing

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When you say naked around the house, what do you mean? Because there are certain parts of the house that I'd rather not have my naked ass and balls touching.
 
Noodleface

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Dude I am just wondering how you walk that your balls would touch anything besides whatever you sit on. Do they just slink around everywhere out of control?
 
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