Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Mrs. Gravy

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moonarchia said:
Just the tip?
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Well duh...but it really was more than that...she was flirting hard and touching me even after we paid...and she is leaving that job this week because she is going to work for a local ambulance district starting Friday, so it wasn't done for repeat customer...weird weird weird. She must have a mommy complex.
 
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moonarchia

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Mrs. Gravy said:
Well duh...but it really was more than that...she was flirting hard and touching me even after we paid...and she is leaving that job this week because she is going to work for a local ambulance district starting Friday, so it wasn't done for repeat customer...weird weird weird. She must have a mommy complex.
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Well, if you ever follow up with her, bring us pictures. For science!
 
Khane

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Mrs. Gravy said:
Well duh...but it really was more than that...she was flirting hard and touching me even after we paid...and she is leaving that job this week because she is going to work for a local ambulance district starting Friday, so it wasn't done for repeat customer...weird weird weird. She must have a mommy complex.
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It isn't that weird. You're just old. And that isn't even a slight. It's just "kids these days"
 
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Mrs. Gravy said:
Well duh...but it really was more than that...she was flirting hard and touching me even after we paid...and she is leaving that job this week because she is going to work for a local ambulance district starting Friday, so it wasn't done for repeat customer...weird weird weird. She must have a mommy complex.
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yeah, as a (sigh) middle aged chronically single person post divorce and few good relationships, I would cast my vote for "explore your possibilities" while you've still got your mojo. Get after it!
 
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Just over 2 years past a divorce. Was supremely depressed when it happened. Was incredibly terrified I wouldn't get to see my son much (2 at the time, 4 now). Since then I've met an incredible woman who I've now been with for about 15 months. We have a more open and honest relationship than I ever had with my wife (and we were together 10 years), or anyone else. Literally every aspect is better - communication, sex, interests, beliefs - just fun in general. We are that annoying couple who finish each others sentences, have the same dirty thoughts at inappropriate times, etc. We're just always on the same page about everything, and it feels like we've been together forever. I have my son 3x a week and we always have a great time together. He loves my gf and she loves him. I'm in the process of getting my visitation changed so I can move in with her (my ex is being a cunt and not willing to change my time with my son, so off to court we go). I never even knew relationships could be like this, to be honest. My marriage never was. I keep waiting for the thing that will shatter this but... it just isn't appearing. I never could have imagined 27 months ago, sitting in the hotel a weeping mess, after my wife asked me to leave, that things could end up like this. The only negative is that I don't have my son full time, and my ex and I have a very shitty, cold relationship.

I'm not sure why I'm posting this. I guess just to share a bit of happiness. There CAN be life after divorce. Who knew?

On that note, life is short Mrs. G - go have some fun with that waitress. You only live once!
 
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I have no doubt that should Gravy survived and their relationship soured for whatever reason, Mrs Gravy will undoubtedly become unfaithful for XYZ reasons and justify it.
 
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OneofOne said:
Just over 2 years past a divorce. Was supremely depressed when it happened. Was incredibly terrified I wouldn't get to see my son much (2 at the time, 4 now). Since then I've met an incredible woman who I've now been with for about 15 months. We have a more open and honest relationship than I ever had with my wife (and we were together 10 years), or anyone else. Literally every aspect is better - communication, sex, interests, beliefs - just fun in general. We are that annoying couple who finish each others sentences, have the same dirty thoughts at inappropriate times, etc. We're just always on the same page about everything, and it feels like we've been together forever. I have my son 3x a week and we always have a great time together. He loves my gf and she loves him. I'm in the process of getting my visitation changed so I can move in with her (my ex is being a cunt and not willing to change my time with my son, so off to court we go). I never even knew relationships could be like this, to be honest. My marriage never was. I keep waiting for the thing that will shatter this but... it just isn't appearing. I never could have imagined 27 months ago, sitting in the hotel a weeping mess, after my wife asked me to leave, that things could end up like this. The only negative is that I don't have my son full time, and my ex and I have a very shitty, cold relationship.

I'm not sure why I'm posting this. I guess just to share a bit of happiness. There CAN be life after divorce. Who knew?

On that note, life is short Mrs. G - go have some fun with that waitress. You only live once!
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I've been there man. Glad things turned out as well for you as they have. :D
 
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You've got some weird hang-ups about stuff like that, though. I have a vague memory about switching sex positions grossing you out.

I close my toilet lids because I don't want my cats in the toilets. The point is any woman who complains about it because they have fallen(or might fall) into the toilet is an idiot who should look before they sit. I've heard "It's dark at night". So it's dark at night for me too and I still open the lid instead of pissing all over it.
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Tenks does not like p2m.
 
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Mrs. Gravy said:
I had something extremely unusual (for me) happen last evening. I feel combination of freaked out and flattered. I am still shaking my head and am trying to process it.
After working 12 hours, I decided to go out to dinner instead of home to eat cereal. I chose a small but nice local place. Upon arrival, a male friend of mine and his friend/business partner were there for a working dinner. Instead of sitting alone, I joined them as they invited me. Immediately we were razzing one another and our waitress...who has apparently waited on those two before...joined in on the shit-giving. She proceeds to tell us that she recently got her nipples pierced. This astonishes me...that in a nice restaurant a person would be so forthcoming with relative strangers. The guys just laughed at me because of the look of surprise I had on my face. Three glasses of wine in...I bet them that I can get her to show them to me. I win the bet.
She flirts openly with us, but touches one of the guys often. I am pretty sure she would do him on the produce boxes in the kitchen but the guys think otherwise. So, being who they are they pose her a question about which one of them she would choose to lick...I bet it would be the one she had been touching.
I lost the bet.
She said she would choose me...and she meant it. WTF? I got totally hit on by a buxom 25 year old girl. Is this how the world is now? I mean it was hilarious but I am amazed at her boldness and a bit at mine as well.
No, I did not take her up on it...if it would have been a 25 year old guy, would have been a different story perhaps. Weird, the world is weird now.
Thank you for the therapy...I mean who the hell else do I share this with...my sisters likely would be appalled I think...ok....now that I have that off my chest, I need to get back to work.
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Come on Mrs G, I was almost there...
 
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Breaking it off with SJW chick this week.

It's getting harder and harder to tip toe around the bullshit and the women's March shit has pushed her over the edge.
 
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Mrs. Gravy

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chaos said:
Come on Mrs G, I was almost there...
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I know, right? I should have made up a man preferred ending instead of the truth. Please feel free to do so at your pleasure.

Waitress girl was cute, but her areolas were huge and off-putting to me. Plus the only time a girl ever kissed and fondled me, she made me very uncomfortable in her aggressiveness and it has me a bit gunshy...plus, I really like men.

Girl on girl porn...yes....following through irl...scary..or I would be nervously laughing the entire time, maybe, fuck IDK.
 
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Mrs. Gravy said:
I know, right? I should have made up a man preferred ending instead of the truth. Please feel free to do so at your pleasure.

Waitress girl was cute, but her areolas were huge and off-putting to me. Plus the only time a girl ever kissed and fondled me, she made me very uncomfortable in her aggressiveness and it has me a bit gunshy...plus, I really like men.

Girl on girl porn...yes....following through irl...scary..or I would be nervously laughing the entire time, maybe, fuck IDK.
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Read gun-shy as gushy now I'm erect and dissappointed
 
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