Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Haast

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Deathwing said:
Wife, job, kid, house AND a mistress? I ain't got time for that shit.
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My girlfriend has told me she knows I won't cheat because I'm cheap and I hate dealing with people. True story. And she's correct.
 
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I questioned myself in writing this but have decided that it may be helpful.
Sex was very important early in my relationship with G. I had my first O with him, saw intensity in his eyes, felt beautiful in the way he would caress me, fucked like wild animals. It was great. It helped me bond to him. In the subsequent years, we faced issues of betrayal of intimacy but worked through those because we also had established a foundation for our future otherwise in goals and friendship. It wasn't easy, it was damn hard, but we each admired and thrived on the other qualities each of us possessed. We each worked to figure out what ways we had contributed to the situation and worked to repair it. His depression played a big role, until he talked to a dr. and a counselor he would rage. Medication helped tremendously for him to be able to be the man I met...ambitious, jovial, kind and quick witted. What else it did, though, was mess up his sexual function. He could appreciate porn, he could appreciate me, but he couldn't show it and had a hell of a time explaining it. It frustrated the hell out of him and me...at first, before I understood, Ithought it was me, that I didn't look like the 23 year old me he had met, that I wasn't like the women he was viewing and more able to sometime finish with. Well, it wasn't. We were still intimate, in holding one another...in the introduction of porn and non Intercourse sex acts with occasional surprises of actual full blown sex...rarely.
From the time of his quadruple bypass in 2006...to his death...no Intercourse...none. He worried about it...that I would stray, because, well I like sex..a lot. I missed it.
I did not stray though. He...We were more important.
Why do I write this...if sex would have been an issue early, I would have bailed. He would have bailed.
But, after facing other things in our years together, after seeing each other as perfectly imperfect, after being more open with one another, and so much more that I am unable to express in a distilled version of our lives...intimacy remained relevant, sex did not.

As a post script, I am glad that I remained faithful but am thrilled to fucking death that I have a good sex life again.
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Respect.
 
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Deathwing

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Haast said:
My girlfriend has told me she knows I won't cheat because I'm cheap and I hate dealing with people. True story. And she's correct.
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Pretty much. Pussy would need to be literally throwing itself at me for me to cheat. Probably (much)bigger tits too. I ain't cheating on my wife for the same size tits. Or she lets me pee in her ass funnel.
 
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You guys say that but wait until she bribes a doctor to say she can't bang for 4 months, refuses to do the dishes, bitches about the toilet seat constantly, and puts butter cookies on pasta.

I'd cheat and hire my own PI to bust me.
 
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Deathwing

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You guys say that but wait until she bribes a doctor to say she can't bang for 4 months, refuses to do the dishes, bitches about the toilet seat constantly, and puts butter cookies on pasta.

I'd cheat and hire my own PI to bust me.
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At that point, what the cheating pussy offers is basically not those negatives.
 
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I would laugh at my girlfriend/wife if they wanted to argue about the toilet seat being up. Do women not look at the toilet before sitting on it? I have never understood this. I have to keep opening and closing it because you can't look before you sit down? GTFO.
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I close everything because I think its kind of disgusting having the lid up
 
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Haast

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Picasso3 said:
You guys say that but wait until she bribes a doctor to say she can't bang for 4 months, refuses to do the dishes, bitches about the toilet seat constantly, and puts butter cookies on pasta.

I'd cheat and hire my own PI to bust me.
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That dishes exchange between Noodle and his wife still rustles the shit out of my jimmies. She's a stay-at-home, he cooks after work, then she expects him to not only do the dishes (after HE cooked?!), but do them immediately or else she's gonna ground him like a 10-year old boy? Fucking A. Nuclear over-rustle achieved.
 
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She doesn't really complain about the toilet seat. It was a ruse.

I close everything because I'm not disgusting.
 
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I always put the lid down after seeing that one Mythbusters episode about the airborne fecal matter that gets sprayed from the toilet all over the bathroom.
 
Mrs. Gravy

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Noodleface said:
I told my wife she can complain when she actually cleans it. Hasn't been able to complain yet
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I always joked with G that he could have a girlfriend if she paid bills, cleaned my bathrooms and ironed my clothes. There were some days I was serious...

Also, I am as much of a sinner as a saint...I did not always behave as honorably as I should have at least in the first few years of marriage as I was pretty dumb and would put myself into compromising positions. Not maliciously but turns out my smart ass friendliness is apparently flirting. I know it and use it now to my advantage.
So as much as I would love for you to think I am stupendous, you must know that I am flawed, but capable of learning.
 
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Tenks said:
I close everything because I think its kind of disgusting having the lid up
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You've got some weird hang-ups about stuff like that, though. I have a vague memory about switching sex positions grossing you out.

I close my toilet lids because I don't want my cats in the toilets. The point is any woman who complains about it because they have fallen(or might fall) into the toilet is an idiot who should look before they sit. I've heard "It's dark at night". So it's dark at night for me too and I still open the lid instead of pissing all over it.
 
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Assuming youve flushed the toilet I fail to see what disgusting about having the lid open. Its a bowl of clean water I wouldnt drink. Its exactly as disgusting as your dog or cat's water bowl.
 
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Picture your ass in free fall. It's dark, you're half-asleep, and in an attempt to relieve yourself you find for a half-instant you are falling into oblivion. Something catches you, and its an ice-cold ring of porcelain. You bite back your howl of dismay. The one that supposedly loves you most has betrayed you.
 
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Picture your ass in free fall. It's dark, you're half-asleep, and in an attempt to relieve yourself you find for a half-instant you are falling into oblivion. Something catches you, and its an ice-cold ring of porcelain. You bite back your howl of dismay. The one that supposedly loves you most has betrayed you.
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Sounds like catholic camp
 
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Mrs. Gravy said:
I always joked with G that he could have a girlfriend if she paid bills, cleaned my bathrooms and ironed my clothes. There were some days I was serious...

Also, I am as much of a sinner as a saint...I did not always behave as honorably as I should have at least in the first few years of marriage as I was pretty dumb and would put myself into compromising positions. Not maliciously but turns out my smart ass friendliness is apparently flirting. I know it and use it now to my advantage.
So as much as I would love for you to think I am stupendous, you must know that I am flawed, but capable of learning.
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Yeah, but you got there. Who doesn't struggle in the first years of marriage?
 
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